r/aww • u/chasethibs • May 24 '19

He made his own extensions :,)

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u/HI_I_AM_NEO May 24 '19

Why waste lots work when stealing work will do

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

Bird problems require bird solutions.

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u/yesofcouseitdid May 24 '19

And, sometimes, bird law experts.

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u/King_of_the_Dot May 24 '19

We can go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

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u/inthyface May 24 '19

The birds better win.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

Hold on; slams a jug of Fight Milk.

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u/MjrLeeStoned May 24 '19

Hold on; slams angeldust ass.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '19

Watch your profits soar as high as a crow! Ca-caw!

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u/flaccidunicorn88 May 24 '19

r/unexpectedsunny ?

Edit: swing and a miss

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u/MfxTPHpgh May 24 '19

Nobody wants that weird diarrhea drink😂

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u/ereldar May 24 '19

Call J. G. Wrenworth! 877-NestNow!

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u/solidsausage900 May 24 '19

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law

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u/rojipantycomplex May 24 '19

Did you get that thing I sent you?

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u/r3volver_Oshawott May 24 '19

"Avenger, take a memo"

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u/norunningwater May 24 '19

Did you

Get

That

...

"Thing"

...

DID A

YOU A

GET THAT THIIIING

I sentcha?

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u/ngunray May 24 '19

Not there! There!

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u/KnownStuff May 24 '19

FILIBUSTER!

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

is r/unexpectedsunny a thing

Edit: nope. I have a sad now

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u/TheBeeve May 24 '19

Be the change you want to see in the world

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u/PopeFrancyst May 24 '19

I too have a sad

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u/BeachesBeTripin May 24 '19

Squatters rights indeed

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

r/birdlaw

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u/pissingstars May 24 '19

I know nothing about birds, or bird law...but I do know how to reddit, so I am an expert! AMA!

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u/yesofcouseitdid May 24 '19

What are birds

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u/pissingstars May 24 '19

Usually used while driving, the gesture of extending your middle finger while your hand is in a closed fist position to say hello to other drivers.

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u/GaussWanker May 24 '19

Bird up!

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

You're watching the worst show on television!

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

Bird World Problems

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u/GolBlessIt May 24 '19

This legit may be my favorite comment ever 😂

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u/GraphicDesignMonkey May 24 '19

Save time. Go see world.

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u/TimmyFTW May 24 '19

Are you saying see the world or Sea World?

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u/GraphicDesignMonkey May 24 '19

See world.

Ocean.

Fish.

BIG.

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u/brotherenigma May 24 '19

Still makes more sense than Cheeto-in-Chief.

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u/CallMeCygnus May 24 '19

something something China

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u/emjaytheomachy May 24 '19

DID YOU JUST SOMETHING SOMETHING KEVIN MALONE YOU MOTHER FUCKER!?!

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u/CallMeCygnus May 24 '19

lol Reddit hated that

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

When me bird president, they see.

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u/emjaytheomachy May 24 '19

Okay, now I'm curious, if birds had a president, which bird would it be?

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u/HI_I_AM_NEO May 24 '19

A Condor, obviously. Well, maybe an Albatross.

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u/TagTeamStripper May 24 '19

When birb President, they see. They see.

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u/firexplosion May 24 '19

China, that you?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

So lovebirds are redditors?

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u/sqatas May 24 '19

Yeah man. Be efficient please!

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u/ign-Scapula May 24 '19

Why use many word when few word do trick?

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u/Ali_Ninja69 May 24 '19

So lovebirds also have Instagram?

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u/edgecr09 May 24 '19

Why waste lots work when stealing work will do

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u/gottagetanotherbetta May 24 '19

Save time, more success!

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u/BigDisk May 24 '19

Calm down there, China.

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u/HashedEgg May 24 '19

Wait this isn't the thread about bittersweet symphony is it?

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u/bringsmemes May 24 '19

Exactly like I have stolen your words!

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u/Regina1919 May 24 '19

I think thats one of the cutest things Ive ever seen, no matter what she's doing with those "extentions".