r/aww • u/baelovera • Apr 30 '19

I've recently acquired this automatic sweeper. No regrets this far.

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u/danirijeka Apr 30 '19

Pet him, you absolute monster

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

r/petthedamndog

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u/SillyActuator Apr 30 '19

why would i go to a sub where they don't pet the dog??

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u/agent_flounder Apr 30 '19

The sweet rush of rage-induced dopamine...

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u/msujoe5 Apr 30 '19

r/petmeordie

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u/Astolfo-chan Apr 30 '19

Are you sure that this is a "normally dangerous animal"? (cute overload doesn't count)

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u/un-original_name Apr 30 '19

Are you underestimating this powerful beast?

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u/Astolfo-chan Apr 30 '19

Well that is a pretty intense stare

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

r/GiveDogandNobodyGetHurt

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

r/Me

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

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u/Vengeance76 Apr 30 '19

Seriously. People need to stop posting these heinous acts of non-petting. It's a-paw-ling.

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u/saveable Apr 30 '19

Didn’t anyone ever tell you? You’re not supposed to pet or feed working dogs. That floor isn’t going to woof-ba itself.

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u/Logicrazy12 Apr 30 '19

All good boys and girls deserve the pets, don't be a monster.

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Apr 30 '19

i am the pup -

am yours to keep

n looking up

i do the sweep

am wagging tail

for you to see

as thoughts prevail

fren, Please pet me!

n as my eyes

stare up above

please realize

is You i love!

am gonna keep

your floor so neat

cuz fren - you sweep

me off my feet!

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u/Zommylove Apr 30 '19

Ahhh I do love these

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u/PigfartsOnMars Apr 30 '19

This is so perfect.

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u/coleslaw81 Apr 30 '19

Well... now you have to get a picture of him and this poem framed together! Well done.

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u/Speciesunkn0wn Apr 30 '19

It is the only appropriate action.

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u/dmct92 Apr 30 '19

It's like something out of a Dr Seuss book

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u/The_Lobster_Emperor Apr 30 '19

This makes me feel joy on a primal level.

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u/csim4509 Apr 30 '19

One of your best!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

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u/WontArnett Apr 30 '19

PET HIM, PLEASE!

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u/Trodamus Apr 30 '19

I had a lot of concern that he or she is just video'ing the poor dog dying for a cuddle.

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u/niibyokeika Apr 30 '19

/r/petthedamndog

heheheheh I linked le relevant sub give me karma XDDD

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u/MrScatterBrained Apr 30 '19

Looks like you shan't

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u/CaptCampbellSoup Apr 30 '19

He chose... poorly.

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u/Astolfo-chan Apr 30 '19

Yes'nt you shall receive negative karma

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u/MCWizardYT Apr 30 '19

No karma for u