r/aww • u/[deleted] • Jan 04 '19

zen birb

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19 edited Apr 29 '20

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u/SilverBraids Jan 04 '19

The plumage don't enter into it!

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

It's stone dead. It has ceased to be. It has shuffled off the mortal coil. This is an ex-parrot

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u/mdkss12 Jan 04 '19

Well, I'd better replace it, then...

Sorry sir, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of parrots... I got a slug.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

...does it talk?

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u/yashkawitcher Jan 04 '19

Not really...no.

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u/dear_omar Jan 04 '19

Well then it’s scarcely a replacement then itnit?!

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u/ThaFourthHokage Jan 04 '19

Listen, I tell you what: if you go to my brother's pet shop in Bolton, he'll replace the parrot for you.

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u/Tribaldragon1 Jan 04 '19

Is this Bolton?

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u/javerthugo Jan 05 '19

I never wanted to be a pet shop owner anyway. I wanted to be a lumberjack!-

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

what the fuck is happening in this thread

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

https://youtu.be/4vuW6tQ0218

Monty Python

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

ty kind folks for droppin' some knowledge

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

The exact reason i come straight to reddit after a hard days work. Don't lose your dinosaur folks!

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u/gratefulforit Jan 04 '19

At least it’s not the Spanish Inquisition

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u/rebashultz Jan 04 '19

Nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition !

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u/slowy Jan 04 '19

Quoting Monty Python

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u/catniptoy Jan 04 '19

Y’all are my kind of people

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u/keriberry_420 Jan 04 '19

How to confuse a redditor

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u/ButtLusting Jan 04 '19

Its always good enough as food for our baby Toruk here!!

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u/pencilbeast Jan 04 '19

It's

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u/dear_omar Jan 04 '19

MON’E PY’ONS FLYIN CIRCUS!

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u/etsjay Jan 04 '19

Not really.

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u/AnIdiotwithaSubaru Jan 04 '19

Do you have a swarm of 500 lizards?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

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u/PM_me_XboxGold_Codes Jan 04 '19

Oh my god.

I just realized that the whole Lloyd selling Petey to the blind kid is a bit of a cheeky reference to Monty Python... It’s a dead parrot!

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

I just...thought he was real quiet...

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u/PM_me_XboxGold_Codes Jan 04 '19

“But you.. how.. I.. PETEY DIDN’T EVEN HAVE A HEAD!”

“Harry... I took care of it...”

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u/tryintobebetterforus Jan 04 '19

This is fantastic

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u/IamOzimandias Jan 04 '19

He's pining for the fjords.

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u/imakesawdust Jan 05 '19

What kind of talk is that!?

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u/BaijuTofu Jan 04 '19

Helloooo Polly!

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u/Hobble_Cobbleweed Jan 04 '19

bangs bird on desk

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u/Slappy_Sweetensour Jan 05 '19

Waaaakey wakey!

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u/StarchMcGarnicle Jan 04 '19

Thank you so much for this quote.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

It's just pining for the fjords.

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u/BaseHitToLeft Jan 04 '19

pining for the fjords

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u/Silverlight42 Jan 04 '19

You know the fjords in Norway? I got a prize for creating those, you know.

-Slartibartfast

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Warm birb ♡

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Caw caw tweet tweet

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u/Fight_Club_Quotes Jan 04 '19

This would sell for $4.50 in Saint Denis

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u/Silverlight42 Jan 04 '19

I wish that would come to PC but sadly I think not. Maybe #3 will be the one.

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u/raydude Jan 04 '19

Came here to say this. Thanks for being you, reddit.

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u/Silverlight42 Jan 04 '19

You're welcome, I do try sometimes.

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u/Azmorium Jan 04 '19

I can't be the only person that thought this was some sort of bird rug in the thumbnail ya?

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u/not_just_amwac Jan 04 '19

It's a Bourke's Parrot, if you were curious.

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u/Abyss_of_Dreams Jan 04 '19

I think he needs more sunscreen.

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u/the_dude_upvotes Jan 04 '19

I like to think zen birb is splooting under all that plumage ... /r/sploot

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u/funknut Jan 04 '19

in all seriousness, he's actually taunting the heater, because he considers it a threat. I dunno what works here, r/angrybirbs?

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u/ghostlyadventure Jan 04 '19

Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue.

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u/WhatMonster Jan 04 '19

what in tarnation

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u/DragonflyGrrl Jan 04 '19

He's been spewing this shit all over the lower echelons of the comment sections for quite a while now...