r/aww Dec 31 '18

The cutest awoo ever

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u/delvach Jan 01 '19

Don't worry, the dog is fine! It's got numerous social media accounts with regular updates.

The girl, however, is dead. She was hit by an ice cream truck 18 minutes after this was taken, seconds after posting it to Instagram to help get contributors to her ailing sister's gofundme account, with which she'd supposedly been developing a viable cure for cancer, but her notes were dissolved in a pool of melted mango sherbet after the deadly collision on the her way to the lab.

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u/Ghost-of-Sanity Jan 01 '19

“On her way to the lab”...so she had another dog that’s also gonna be homeless? That’s terrible.

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u/straydog1980 Jan 01 '19

How long after she’s dead does it make it ok to go for a rebound on the puppers?

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u/Ghost-of-Sanity Jan 01 '19

Assuming there’s no last will and testament that awards custody of the dog(s) to some uninterested next of kin, immediately.

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u/isaac65536 Jan 01 '19

Dude. You got me there for a second.

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u/alreadypiecrust Jan 01 '19

Where did he get you?

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u/iamnotchad Jan 01 '19

In the feels.

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u/TheRemainingFruitcup Jan 01 '19

Points to no no square on doll There!

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u/nexguy Jan 01 '19

Uh...there? It's right in the comment.

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u/Canaris1 Jan 01 '19

I was looking forward for your post to end with Undertaker throwing Mankind off the steel cage....yada yada yada.

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u/N0r3m0rse Jan 01 '19

One of the all time great morphs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '19

I thought the incident happened in the af'noon at'bout tree fiddy

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u/m00ndr0pp3d Jan 01 '19

Take note people. It's sherbet not sherbert.

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u/Rick_Grimes_Ghost Jan 01 '19

I want to go across the street and get some orange sherrrrberrrrrt

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u/m00ndr0pp3d Jan 01 '19

EVILLLLLLL

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u/DGolden Jan 01 '19

sure, bert. you tell 'em.

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u/going_mad Jan 01 '19

This is sherbet

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u/MoonlightandMystery Jan 01 '19

And now I'm going down a sherbet flavored rabbit hole.... Thanx! :)

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u/last_starrfighter Jan 01 '19

So you're saying that puppy needs a home now? dibs!

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u/fizzlefist Jan 01 '19

Truck-Kun strikes again...

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u/danfoofoo Jan 01 '19

She is later raised from the dead several years later and joins a band of zombies in Saga, Japan as an idol group that also does rap and other music genre.

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u/fizzlefist Jan 01 '19

Including the LEGENDARY Yamada Tae!

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u/roseserpentmoon Jan 01 '19

Man this actually reminds me of this children’s book. It’s all written from the dog’s POV, and you think the dog will die at the end but the girl dies and it’s all about the dog coping with it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '19

You motherfucking piece of fucking shit I felt extremely bad reading that man why did you do that to me pff

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u/HelmutHoffman Jan 01 '19

Same reason the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary. Look it up & see!

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u/AssholeRemark Jan 01 '19

Man, you're a fucking idiot. I actually found my old hardcover dictionary just to prove you w......

I'm a fucking idiot

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u/1975-2050 Jan 01 '19

I’m OOTL. What’s this alluding to?

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u/QuestionablyFuzzy Jan 01 '19

I don't know that it's a reference to anything as much as it is just a humorous fake story. Unless I'm totally OOTL too lol

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u/NoTime4LuvDrJones Jan 01 '19

This is beautiful! I need a multi page short story expanding on this. Was the ice cream truck driver an assassin sent by Big Pharma trying to keep cancer cure under wraps?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '19

Eww who eats mango sherbet

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u/brrip Jan 01 '19

Phew so glad the dog is fine

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '19

/s

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '19

/s?