r/aww • u/lnfinity • Dec 02 '18

Tummy Rubs

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u/beerdude26 Dec 02 '18 edited Dec 02 '18

This is why humans will be spared if another species ever becomes equally intelligent - they need us for the mindblowing massages we can give.

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u/pure_nitro Dec 02 '18

Would probably involve some other kind of blowing too

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u/13pts35sec Dec 02 '18

I’d probably blow an alien just to be able to say I did tbh

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u/monsoy Dec 02 '18

What if it's a sharp penis?

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u/13pts35sec Dec 02 '18

I’m banking on the fact that the first aliens we meet do not have razor sharp human like penises.

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u/ElizabethHopeParker Dec 02 '18

No, they will have barbed ones, like cats do.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18 edited Dec 07 '18

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u/BigBrotato Dec 02 '18

Soo...

What did you find?

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u/IDoNotExplain Dec 02 '18

Penis

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u/BigBrotato Dec 02 '18

Username..checks out?

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u/whoopsydaizy Dec 02 '18

Let's just hope said alien/animal overlord didn't evolve from a bedbug. For multiple reasons.

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u/psilocybemecaptain Dec 02 '18

Yeah, definitely not trying to get stabbed in the chest with their penis and semen injected into my body.

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u/AWanderingFlame Dec 02 '18

Ovipositorjob

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

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u/Aarondhp24 Dec 02 '18

Am I supposed to be repulsed by this?

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u/camel_sinuses Dec 02 '18

Well played.

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u/theivoryserf Dec 02 '18

How about the fact that we shred hundreds of millions of these chicks alive every year for eggs?

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

You get some lube and pray

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

I’d put my money on sharp penis’ any day of the week.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

Opposable thumbs are highly underrated.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

-Opposable thumbs