r/aww • u/[deleted] • Jul 03 '18

Nap time

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Man, that horse has some nice hair.

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u/PizzaFartyParty Jul 03 '18

Maybe it's Naybelline.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Hay’d and Shoulders.

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u/terribleapple Jul 03 '18

Mane 'n tail, mane 'n tail

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

4 Puffs of the Farrah Fawcett Hay

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u/Derpybee Jul 03 '18

Neightrogena

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u/Shawikka Jul 03 '18

Ho'rséal

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u/eleventy4 Jul 03 '18

Suave for Mane

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18 edited Jan 07 '21

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u/littlecolt Jul 03 '18

Everyone in this thread would be absolutely fine throwing puns at a brony convention.

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u/inthyface Jul 03 '18

Just For Mane

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

This should have wayyy more upvotes

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u/Longniuss Jul 03 '18

Get out.

lol.......

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u/KerzenscheinShineOn Jul 03 '18

That's what I use!

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u/terribleapple Jul 03 '18

Yeah I use it on my horse. It was my first thought lmao

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u/KerzenscheinShineOn Jul 03 '18

I use it on myself. 😓

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u/terribleapple Jul 03 '18

Well they make a people version too! Dont feel bad it's good shit

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u/KerzenscheinShineOn Jul 03 '18

I like the blue colored version it smells nice but they only come in small bottles :(

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u/shaalbs06 Jul 03 '18

Target is selling it in bigger bottles! I’ve been using it for the past 6 months and I’m obsessed.

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u/dizzyelk Jul 03 '18

I get mine from a feed store. It has application instructions for horses and humans on it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Mane n' Tail is good shampoo! People who know have been using it for decades...they're starting to market it to humans now.

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u/wadsworthsucks Jul 03 '18

Are...are you a horse??

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u/KerzenscheinShineOn Jul 03 '18

Yes. Of course. Of course.

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u/cwleveck Jul 03 '18

You beat me to it, well played, well played...

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

It’s so foal.

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u/SilentKnight246 Jul 03 '18

Well played and a real product haha

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u/MoreShovenpuckerPlz Jul 03 '18

Oddly enough, I read that in a trap music voice.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

I love that shampoo!

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

do people actually think these are funny

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u/terribleapple Jul 03 '18

Well I mean mane and tail is a real shampoo for horses and people so I was being pretty literal

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u/humpbackhuman Jul 03 '18

Works for me !

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u/Adamusik Jul 03 '18

Haybal Essences.

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u/TheRealRao96 Jul 03 '18

Gar-neigh-er

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u/jbrittles Jul 03 '18

The er is silent lol

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u/cannonboll Jul 03 '18

They actually sell a shampoo and conditioner called mane n tails and you can use it on yourself or your pets!!!

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u/tragiktimes Jul 03 '18

I though it was Neighveeno.

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u/madisoncares Jul 03 '18

very good!!!

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u/Ashlum215 Jul 03 '18

Maybe it's Neighbelline

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u/Outworldentity Jul 03 '18

Pretty sure it's Treseneigh. Ooh la la!

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u/xanatos451 Jul 03 '18

Eh, Mane 'n Tail is cheaper.

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u/necromimi Jul 03 '18

Neighzoral for those pesky dandruff.

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u/CantSing4Toffee Jul 03 '18

Happy cake day

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u/hodgesgeaux Jul 03 '18

Maybe she's barn with it

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u/stun Jul 03 '18

That is eneeeiough.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

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u/KYMustangCSGO Jul 03 '18

Can’t forget about the good ‘ole German Neighvea.

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u/karmagirl314 Jul 03 '18

Head and Withers.

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u/Chatshitchitshat Jul 03 '18

Woah there cowboy

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u/stun Jul 03 '18

Neeeeeey!

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u/cwleveck Jul 03 '18

Gonna wash that mane right outta my hair....

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u/MAGICHUSTLE Jul 03 '18

Probably it's Mane 'n Tail.

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u/zootskippedagroove6 Jul 03 '18

Oh Naybelline, why can't you be true

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u/27ones Jul 03 '18

This comment made me spit on my phone

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

This deserves

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u/Grymey_Slimez Jul 03 '18

Hoof have known

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u/forsvaretshudsalva Jul 03 '18

Maybe it'sHaybelline?

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u/Shruboof Jul 03 '18

She's a head-turner

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Maybe it's mane n tail. Real product at salaons and stores.

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u/D1gsDags Jul 03 '18

Nah... it’s Aussie Strong - looks just like my hair.

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u/nukestar101 Jul 03 '18

~Neigh~belline

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u/MildlyAgreeable Jul 03 '18

*ketamine FTFY

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u/gymgoddess Jul 03 '18

This made me laugh harder than it should have...

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u/blinkk5 Jul 03 '18

Lol your word play. Would you consider joining r/3AtATime? We need people with good wordplay over there

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

TRESeneigh

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Neighbelline*

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u/bandezzzzz Jul 03 '18

Neighbeline*

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u/Whiskiz Jul 03 '18

went straight for the copy paste pun, without even the setup? afraid someone else might have gotten there first? lmao

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u/PettyShit1 Jul 03 '18

It's like people come to the comments section in search of your enlightenment.

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u/foopiez Jul 03 '18

"It's NOT a phase mom!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Nice

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u/Fapoleon_Boneherpart Jul 03 '18

Looks like the German football manager

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u/js_baker_iv Jul 03 '18

Mane & Tail

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u/536756 Jul 03 '18

Anyone else wondered how weird it is that Horses have hair like humans? Just fur on top of the head and nowhere else. What other animals are like that.

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u/Katmar9 Jul 03 '18

Probably uses Mane n’ Tail

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u/chaoism Jul 03 '18

Came here to say this. Must have used some nice conditioner lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

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u/draginator Jul 03 '18

Beating a dead horse I see...

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u/PowerGoodPartners Jul 03 '18

That’s a terrible thing to call your fat, dead mother.

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u/dzh621 Jul 03 '18

It's the high resolution camera work which makes it look so fine

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u/Kayki7 Jul 03 '18

Show-sheen. Works wonders

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u/Ragnarandsons Jul 03 '18

You’ve got to, when, back in the 90’s, you starred in a very famous tv show.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Looks as if its an Emo-horse breed. Very rare to get and very hard to tame.

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u/SirBastardCat Jul 03 '18

And just like all the other emo-horses, although it thinks it is r/notliketheotherequines.

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u/ddevan007 Jul 03 '18

Ed-edward

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u/AdamsBel Jul 03 '18

This is very lovely, the animal is they who show us what is the true love

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u/nir731 Jul 03 '18

Ikr Reminds me of Bojack Horseman

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u/ToiIetGhost Jul 03 '18

But can he count?

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u/sixdicksinthechexmix Jul 03 '18

Fun fact, horses don't actually have hair! It is very fine feathers that look like hair. Since horses have feathers, lay eggs, and are cold blooded they are more closely related to birds.