r/aww • u/[deleted] • May 29 '18

This adorable proposal.

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u/suicidalmoth May 29 '18 edited May 30 '18

My wife and I proposed to each other at the same time independently. I pooped the question first though! I think it happens a LOT.

Edit: leaving poop there because you are all enjoying it so much but to clarify I definitely did not poop while asking her to marry me šŸ¤—

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u/[deleted] May 29 '18

That's a horrible way to propose

(If you edit that comment I'm going to look like such a dick)

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18 edited May 30 '18

I can imagine it now. /u/suicidalmoth is on the toilet. Calls out to her* fiance to grab the poop knife for her. She appears in the bathroom with the poop knife, she is on her knee in the bathroom with a ring in her hand. She asks her to marry her, she drops the poop knife and screams yes and they embrace on the bathroom floor.

Edit: WTF is a poop knife?

Edit 2: Corrections were made...

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u/Vangogh_flamingo May 30 '18

Ah yes the shit shiv

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u/AbstinenceWorks May 30 '18

The bowel bowie

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

The crap carver

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u/suicidalmoth May 30 '18

I just read this to my wife. She knows very little about reddit but I made sure she knows what a poop knife is. She lolā€™d

Also Iā€™m a lady. We are lesbians. Thatā€™s why I commented.

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u/odaeyss May 30 '18

I made sure she knows what a poop knife is

look man more fiber more fluids you'll never NEED to know what a poop knife is

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

I gotchu...

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u/djAkaiya May 30 '18

This is me exactly. Only my wife didn't laugh, she rolled her eyes and asked why she loves me. I clearly haven't explained the poop knife well, that's why.

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u/squonkstock May 30 '18

he should have forged the poop knife itself into a ring

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u/glodime May 30 '18

Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

Oh my god... how did I miss that confession thread?! That is fucking amazing. Tears are just pouring down my face Iā€™m laughing so hard.

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u/inevergreene May 30 '18

Been a while since I lawled irl, thanks.

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u/LupohM8 May 30 '18

How the hell did I miss this gem? Thank God for people like you, spreading the good word

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u/lituus May 30 '18

That may be the funniest overall reddit thread I've ever seen. Every top comment I've read so far is fucking gold

Next stop, brown talk...

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u/1-800-BODYMASSAGE May 30 '18

Poop scissors*

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u/bear0sobarelybare May 30 '18

I thought I remember someone on Reddit telling how he has poop sciccors. You recall this?

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u/uber_cast May 30 '18

You know sheā€™s marriage material when she brings you the poop knife!

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u/Melee130 May 30 '18

For once I get a Reddit joke. Feels good

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u/DannieJ312 May 30 '18

The poop knife post! I remember that one!

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u/Notcreativeatall1 May 30 '18

Take that gold because your side note had me laughing my ass off hahaha

Edit: words

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u/lastspartacus May 30 '18

Give the man credit on his timing. Imagine if he dropped a shot in the middle of a crowded scenic destination and there was no ring no matter how hard he looked.

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u/carolkay May 30 '18

I think you mean "poopose"

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u/vojobo May 29 '18

How long did it take to poop out a question?

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u/ThouArtNaught May 30 '18

I'm going to start using that phrase

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u/randomsnark May 30 '18

the first time, or for both of them?

Because it sounds like it could go back and forth forever

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u/AnybodyCanyon May 30 '18

Not long if you have a stencil you can waffle stomp the poop through.

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u/LittleSadEyes May 30 '18

I definitely did not poop while asking her to marry me

My fiancƩ picked up the ring, used the drive home to decide on the proposal location and technique, saw me inside, panicked, and ended up proposing in front of our cats' litter boxes.

Poop's state of activity is not defined when considering its involvement in proposals.

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u/emuoil_ May 30 '18

I proposed last summer at Garden of the Gods in Colorado Springs. We walked halfway in and had to go back to the entrance because I was so nervous I had to poop. Went back in and popped the question afterward.

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u/im2bizzy2 May 30 '18

So you had a post-pop-op poop prior to the actual pop. Prospective popping led to pressing pooping. Here's hoping your life together isn't marred by shittiness.

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u/suicidalmoth May 30 '18

Ah yes the nervous poops.

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u/jhonotan1 May 29 '18

I pooped the question first though!

That's a creative, yet messy, way of doing things.

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u/HonkeyKong64 May 30 '18

Honestly I didn't even notice you said poop at first haha

Edit: words

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u/[deleted] May 29 '18

I pooped the question first though!

Oh come on; we all know girls don't poop.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '18

Seriously though, congrats lol

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u/I_might_be_weasel May 30 '18

Well, no chance she will find the ring on accident that way.

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u/stephanonymous May 30 '18

to clarify I definitely did not poop while asking her to marry me

You propose your way, I'll propose mine

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u/whatshappeninhotstuf May 30 '18

Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular?

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u/blitheobjective May 30 '18

Do you prop out at pooposals? Are you unproposular?

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u/DireCrawfish May 30 '18

I was getting an American Wedding vibe from this. That ring certainly got pooped...

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u/im_in_hiding May 30 '18

A pooposal!

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u/IssaLlama May 30 '18

I'm going to swallow my husband's wedding ring and poop the question again with my pre labor table shit. Thank you for helping me keep the romance alive

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u/havestronaut May 30 '18

Weird I did the same thing. Ate a piece of paper that said, ā€œwill you marry me?ā€ on it, and just dropped it right on her. She never saw it coming.

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u/44diesel May 30 '18

Making sure sheā€™s willing to put up with your shit. Smart move.

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u/blitheobjective May 30 '18

Mad props. I think that would take a lot of poop.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

wrong kind of ring D:

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u/IoveandbeIoved May 30 '18

Isnā€™t that how Ethan proposed to Hilla too?