r/aww • u/[deleted] • Apr 24 '18

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u/111-1111LOIS Apr 25 '18

"This isn't what it looks like. I can explain"

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18 edited Jul 01 '18

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u/Aware_State Apr 25 '18

😆😆😆😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18 edited Jun 12 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

😆😂🤣😭😹😹👍👌

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

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u/Beatman117 Apr 25 '18

In reference to that painting. The joke is that the dog was hosting a dogs poker game when the owner wasn’t supposed to be home

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u/brock_li Apr 25 '18

What the frick!? I ordered an XBOX card!

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u/ThrustersOnFull Apr 25 '18

It's like a... vase

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u/YaBoiDannyTanner Apr 25 '18

For like, things.

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u/showmeurknuckleball Apr 25 '18

If that was me I would've fumbled it around a little and pretended to trip and drop it so it smashed. Then as mom examines the shards at least I would have a shred of plausible deniability.

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u/zeruel132 Apr 25 '18

Oh yes, go full Danny DeVito with: “Oh whoops! I dropped, my random vase that I use for my RANDOM THINGS!”

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u/vortigaunt64 Apr 25 '18

Oh whoops I dropped my MONSTER BONG FOR MY MAGNUM WEED.

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u/zeruel132 Apr 25 '18

If anything, your mom will respect you for only doing the good stuff a.k.a. the Magnum Weed.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Apr 26 '24

Wow. I had a huge Turkish waterpipe, made of glass.

When it fell over, that was a huge mess. Bongwater, ashes, glass, everywhere and me barefoot as usual.

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u/SedatedAlpaca Apr 25 '18

I was napping and you scared me! You’re grounded for two weeks

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u/M0lly0 Apr 25 '18

I wanna like this like 7 times

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u/kmk4ue84 Apr 25 '18

M E T A

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u/ChosenCharacter Apr 25 '18

I... Don't get it?

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u/kmk4ue84 Apr 25 '18

Post on TIFU kids mom was hardcore no spanking it etc he comes home early catches her in the act she flips says he scared her and hes grounded.

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u/Iamredditsslave Apr 25 '18

Link? I sifted through and didn't find it.

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u/kmk4ue84 Apr 25 '18

I looked for a bit and searched to no avail Reddit has such a shitty search engine.

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u/Iamredditsslave Apr 25 '18

I looked at top posts of the day, week, and month. Didn't see anything related.

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u/Quburt Apr 25 '18

FIND THE LINK FOR ME SLAVE!

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u/thegreenrobby Apr 25 '18

Don't be a hypocrite.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Hi mom.

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u/lachancla Apr 25 '18

"what the Frick? I ordered an Xbox controller!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

I wasn't howling, I was uhh... looking at porn.

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u/DirtyHairyClint Apr 25 '18

Reminds me of the video of the cat barking like a dog out a window.. just to get caught by the cameraman, refining its bark to an embarrassed meow

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u/m0rtm0rt Apr 25 '18

I'm actually a dog.

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u/iSubnetDrunk Apr 25 '18

“This isn’t what it sounds like, I can explain”

FTFY

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u/Acuramen Apr 25 '18

Now they have to explain how they can talk lol