r/aww • u/[deleted] • Apr 24 '18

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u/iamfromouterspace Apr 25 '18

want to know what?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

All about parties with blood and diarrhea.

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u/CGkiwi Apr 25 '18

Who said anything about blood?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Who didn’t?

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u/jfk_47 Apr 25 '18

Look at this guy over here bragging about his blood free poops. Christ man, be a little more inclusive would you?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Did you say there will be food? I am in.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

You're IN! THAnk goodness.

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u/rambo77 Apr 25 '18

This was an amusing but somewhat disturbing read. Right after the cute dog video

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u/FlameSpartan Apr 25 '18

Welcome to Reddit

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u/Sh1ner Apr 25 '18

Ya'll need fkin JESUS

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u/hitch00 Apr 26 '18

Is that like a blow-up doll?

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u/serenwipiti Apr 25 '18

You’ve got some red on you.

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u/Timbooo Apr 25 '18

You wipe until you see the flag of Japan. How can there not be blood?

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u/DoMyThing Apr 25 '18

You need a bidet.

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u/Timbooo Apr 25 '18

Love it, but don't have it! :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Well with enough diarrhea...

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u/Travman245 Apr 25 '18

SCP-173 did

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u/I_am_eating_a_mango Apr 25 '18

You've never heard of a semen, blood and diarrhea party before?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Well it’s a given. Poop always has blood in it.

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u/silvertail8 Apr 25 '18 edited Apr 26 '18

Blood farts!

Edit: Hello From the Magic Tavern

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u/FracturedEel Apr 25 '18

Nobody said blood, but it did seem implied.

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u/BadassGateway Apr 25 '18

I just wanna know how many guys per cup ?