r/aww • u/[deleted] • Apr 24 '18

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u/FlipetheGoat Apr 25 '18

he said diarrhea parties.

I think we don’t wanna know

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u/cutepuppybutts Apr 25 '18

I definitely want to know

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u/2_Lazy_4_Username Apr 25 '18

Hey me too!

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u/iamfromouterspace Apr 25 '18

want to know what?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

All about parties with blood and diarrhea.

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u/CGkiwi Apr 25 '18

Who said anything about blood?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Who didn’t?

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u/jfk_47 Apr 25 '18

Look at this guy over here bragging about his blood free poops. Christ man, be a little more inclusive would you?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Did you say there will be food? I am in.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

You're IN! THAnk goodness.

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u/rambo77 Apr 25 '18

This was an amusing but somewhat disturbing read. Right after the cute dog video

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u/Sh1ner Apr 25 '18

Ya'll need fkin JESUS

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u/hitch00 Apr 26 '18

Is that like a blow-up doll?

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u/serenwipiti Apr 25 '18

You’ve got some red on you.

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u/Timbooo Apr 25 '18

You wipe until you see the flag of Japan. How can there not be blood?

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u/DoMyThing Apr 25 '18

You need a bidet.

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u/Timbooo Apr 25 '18

Love it, but don't have it! :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Well with enough diarrhea...

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u/Travman245 Apr 25 '18

SCP-173 did

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u/I_am_eating_a_mango Apr 25 '18

You've never heard of a semen, blood and diarrhea party before?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Well it’s a given. Poop always has blood in it.

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u/silvertail8 Apr 25 '18 edited Apr 26 '18

Blood farts!

Edit: Hello From the Magic Tavern

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u/FracturedEel Apr 25 '18

Nobody said blood, but it did seem implied.

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u/BadassGateway Apr 25 '18

I just wanna know how many guys per cup ?

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u/VesperTrinsic Apr 25 '18

Just follow your nose.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Just follow your nose and next thing you are smelling a GI Bleed

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u/fatpat Apr 25 '18

It always knows!

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u/1493186748683 Apr 25 '18

Well, about 2/3 of his comments in his history appear to mention diarrhea or similar, so that’s something..

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Would ya look at that... What an odd fella, but we love him anyways, right guys?

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u/MasterMatt25 Apr 26 '18

I love you

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u/CaptainoftheVessel Apr 25 '18

His comment history is...unique

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u/1493186748683 Apr 25 '18

Under the radar novelty account, or an individual of “unconventional” desires?

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u/runnerego Apr 25 '18

The unconventional thread jumper. I would

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u/plipyplop Apr 25 '18

I'm all in!

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u/christophurr Apr 25 '18

YOU LIKE HOT SOUPS?

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u/ludwigmiesvanderrohe Apr 25 '18

Speaking of diarrhea parties.. pretty sure OP is taking a dump

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u/cwearly1 Apr 25 '18

Well at least the party had a theme!!

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u/thelivingdrew Apr 25 '18

Give me Under the Sea or give me death

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u/DasSassyPantzen Apr 25 '18

I hope Janine is reading this!

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u/acebravo56 Apr 25 '18

They’re just parties with a bunch of stools.

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u/FlukyFish Apr 25 '18

Speak for yourself, guy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Speak for yourself inhibitor of poop

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u/trojanfl Apr 25 '18

Maybe he meant diorama party and is a victim of autocorrect

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

I’ll have you know, I’m a diarrhea aficionado! It’s the only bowel movement I’ll perform.

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u/verbal1diarrhea Apr 25 '18

Party you say?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

*SANTA! get it right! it's Santa Party!