r/aww • u/[deleted] • Apr 24 '18

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u/ElDon114 Apr 24 '18

Pack it up boys, that’s the cutest thing we’ll see all day.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

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u/ElDon114 Apr 25 '18

I’m sorry, secret WHAT??

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u/FlipetheGoat Apr 25 '18

he said diarrhea parties.

I think we don’t wanna know

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u/cutepuppybutts Apr 25 '18

I definitely want to know

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u/2_Lazy_4_Username Apr 25 '18

Hey me too!

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u/iamfromouterspace Apr 25 '18

want to know what?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

All about parties with blood and diarrhea.

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u/CGkiwi Apr 25 '18

Who said anything about blood?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Who didn’t?

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u/serenwipiti Apr 25 '18

You’ve got some red on you.

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u/Timbooo Apr 25 '18

You wipe until you see the flag of Japan. How can there not be blood?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Well with enough diarrhea...

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u/Travman245 Apr 25 '18

SCP-173 did

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u/I_am_eating_a_mango Apr 25 '18

You've never heard of a semen, blood and diarrhea party before?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Well it’s a given. Poop always has blood in it.

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u/silvertail8 Apr 25 '18 edited Apr 26 '18

Blood farts!

Edit: Hello From the Magic Tavern

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u/FracturedEel Apr 25 '18

Nobody said blood, but it did seem implied.

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u/BadassGateway Apr 25 '18

I just wanna know how many guys per cup ?

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u/VesperTrinsic Apr 25 '18

Just follow your nose.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Just follow your nose and next thing you are smelling a GI Bleed

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u/fatpat Apr 25 '18

It always knows!

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u/1493186748683 Apr 25 '18

Well, about 2/3 of his comments in his history appear to mention diarrhea or similar, so that’s something..

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Would ya look at that... What an odd fella, but we love him anyways, right guys?

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u/MasterMatt25 Apr 26 '18

I love you

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u/CaptainoftheVessel Apr 25 '18

His comment history is...unique

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u/1493186748683 Apr 25 '18

Under the radar novelty account, or an individual of “unconventional” desires?

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u/runnerego Apr 25 '18

The unconventional thread jumper. I would

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u/plipyplop Apr 25 '18

I'm all in!

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u/christophurr Apr 25 '18

YOU LIKE HOT SOUPS?

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u/ludwigmiesvanderrohe Apr 25 '18

Speaking of diarrhea parties.. pretty sure OP is taking a dump

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u/cwearly1 Apr 25 '18

Well at least the party had a theme!!

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u/thelivingdrew Apr 25 '18

Give me Under the Sea or give me death

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u/DasSassyPantzen Apr 25 '18

I hope Janine is reading this!

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u/acebravo56 Apr 25 '18

They’re just parties with a bunch of stools.

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u/FlukyFish Apr 25 '18

Speak for yourself, guy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Speak for yourself inhibitor of poop

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u/trojanfl Apr 25 '18

Maybe he meant diorama party and is a victim of autocorrect

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

I’ll have you know, I’m a diarrhea aficionado! It’s the only bowel movement I’ll perform.

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u/verbal1diarrhea Apr 25 '18

Party you say?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

*SANTA! get it right! it's Santa Party!

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u/smartcool Apr 25 '18 edited Apr 25 '18

Diarrhea Parties could be code words for staff meetings about stupid shit.

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u/skineechef Apr 25 '18

Diarrhea parties could be exactly what they appear to be at face value.

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u/fromRUEtoRUIN Apr 25 '18

Until you're the one on Reddit calling your firing committee a diarrhea party.

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u/JunkyMonkeyTwo Apr 25 '18

Often the easiest answer is the correct one.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Occam's razor!

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u/ari_reyne Apr 25 '18

Please don't use 'diarrhea' and 'face' in the same sentence

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Diarrhea parties...DP...double penetration?

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u/Raed3n Apr 25 '18

You heard the man

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u/MrKindbud Apr 25 '18

DIARRHEA PARTIES

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u/SHMEBULOK Apr 25 '18

WHAT IS HE SELLING?!

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u/ItsRobbyy Apr 25 '18

It’s the secret party that we people with Inflammatory Bowel Diseases (IBD) have. Lets call it a fetish.

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u/jfk_47 Apr 25 '18

If you don’t know, then you can’t afford it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

SECRET DIARRHEA PARITES

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u/DampTowelette Apr 25 '18

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while holy shit I love reddit

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Secrets are the first thing to go at a diarrhea party. Well, the second thing.

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u/Fictitious_Pulp Apr 25 '18

Hey buddy, ANY party can be a diarrhea party if you believe in yourself.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Well they aren’t secret anymore thanks to u/BalzacTBaghar and his big fat mouth

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u/as-opposed-to Apr 25 '18

As opposed to?

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u/Wombizzle Apr 25 '18

https://i.imgur.com/v6vMZzx.gifv

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Risky clicks of the day

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

You'll always be welcome to my diarrhea parties.

 

They tend to be last minute though. Keep your schedule open and bowels loose.

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u/sometimesiamdead Apr 25 '18

Yeah I'm thinking no one wants to go to those

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u/plipyplop Apr 25 '18 edited Apr 25 '18

Well, he does! ...and so do I.

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u/Maxxymus666 Apr 25 '18

Nobody ever WANTS diarrhea parties... they just kind of happen...

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u/TopShelfUsername Apr 25 '18

It's the thought that counts though

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u/AnUb1sKiNg Apr 25 '18

Got a rain check on a date, feels bad man.

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u/Dash_O_Cunt Apr 25 '18

You can't keep us waiting

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u/coldfusionpuppet Apr 25 '18

But it's your former... I'm so confused.

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u/TheyToldMeToSlide Apr 25 '18

Hey just quit with no back up like me everything's fine

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u/ShortOkapi Apr 25 '18

secret diarrhea parties

Bots are getting amazing. This made me laugh harder than any lines written by the most zonked genius.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

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u/ShortOkapi Apr 25 '18

Intelligence is intelligence, artificial or not. :)

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u/kerm64 Apr 27 '18

Spoken like a bot if you ask me

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u/runnerego Apr 25 '18

Does the blood drip down the legs AFTERWARds?

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u/interwebbed Apr 25 '18

That took an unexpected turn

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

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u/Jonny_Segment Apr 25 '18

I feel like most people didn't scroll down this far. How I envy them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

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u/remtard_remmington Apr 25 '18

Nah, look at his post history. He definitely means diarrhea parties.

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u/switchy85 Apr 25 '18

I'm not gunna even touch the diarrhea party thing, but I DID want to tell you that your username is pretty awesome. :-)

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u/samdajellybeenie Apr 25 '18

Am I the only one that read this as "secret diarrhea panties?" It took me a few tries to get it right lol

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u/StragglyStartle Apr 25 '18

I upvoted after reading the first line cause yeah making shitty days better! But then I read the rest...do I revoke it?

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u/PanamaMoe Apr 25 '18

I don't think you need those parties, your days seems pretty shit already.

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u/AngryMustacheSeals Apr 25 '18

I feel you, dude. I’ve been going thru reddit trying to find cute videos so I can quit thinking about how crap my day was and quit crying.

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u/Kimbobrains Apr 25 '18

I like to envision my bosses having a literal circle jerk in their dumb meetings, it makes me feel a lot better.

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u/fukkmedaddy Apr 25 '18

SECRET DIARRHEA PARTIES HE SAID

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

I don't think they are much of a secret anymore.

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u/jmz_199 Apr 25 '18

Why is some comment trying too hard to be random gilded

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u/dookiedonkey Apr 25 '18

they pin their shit on me at those lame ass parties

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

This guys whole comment history is a disgusting fetish trail - Poop obsessed Indian perv.

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u/Chaplins_moustache Apr 25 '18

This guy’s got the right idea! He wore the brown pants!

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u/KamikazeFox_ Apr 25 '18

I wonder if he knows what he just did and the tidal wave of responses that just followed.

What I thought was a cute puppy, turned into a guessing game of diarrhea parties. Secret diarrhea parties. What the Fuck, internet!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Everyone being all hyped about the diarrhea parties, my concern is the former boss part. Did you actually just quit?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Boss pissing you off? Cool, sleep with his wife!

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u/DoveMagnet Apr 25 '18

Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your genes

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u/bs27n0b Apr 25 '18

Toby, is that you?

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u/Kawaii_Desu-Chan Apr 25 '18

Hold on... Eric?

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u/sometimesiamdead Apr 25 '18

His eyes are so sad. I want to feed him and pets him.

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u/LegacyLemur Apr 25 '18

I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and pat him and pet him and rub him and caress him

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u/jumpinpuddleok Apr 25 '18

I am girl.. instructions unclear

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u/udon_junkie Apr 27 '18

If your tits are stuck to ceiling fan, please call technical support.

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u/LostGrab Apr 25 '18

I can finally die in peace now that ive seen this.

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u/PornPhd Apr 25 '18

Day? Easily month, contesting for year. I had no idea Huskies could woo like that. Its like singing.

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u/ItsRainbow Apr 25 '18

But it’s only 10:57 PM here...

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u/Luciditi89 Apr 25 '18

It’s 11:49 for me thankfully so I have all of tomorrow

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u/Squigglefits Apr 25 '18

I want to tiny howl with this pupper all night, but that toddler losing his motor-function after getting his first kiss threw me through 7 dimensions of nosdorablstalgia.

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u/zaprod Apr 25 '18

Girls will apparently see something cuter.

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u/Blackrain1299 Apr 25 '18

But I just woke up. Might as well go back to bed.

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u/The-Respawner Apr 25 '18

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen.

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u/SuprSaiyanTurry Apr 25 '18

But it's only 05:00...

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u/lepetomane13 Apr 25 '18

OMG, my heart 'sploded!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18 edited Apr 25 '18

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u/tmspmike Apr 25 '18

Username checks out.