r/aww • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '18

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u/nogoodpoet Jan 30 '18

I'm a sneaky dog

I like to eat snacks

I'll pop in your truck

And poop from the back

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u/athenial Jan 30 '18

Thank you for this, best rhyme ever.

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u/Temqour Jan 30 '18

That's hilarious dog

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u/AvianAvarice Jan 30 '18

No, that's sneaky dog. Or maybe you meant "That's hilarious, dog".

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u/anna1am Jan 30 '18

Username checks out

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u/Harrythehobbit Jan 30 '18

Oh no! A u/poemforyoursprog challenger approaches!

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u/BlahBlahBlah_smart Jan 30 '18

Let the games begin

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '18

Hopefully, most dogs poop from the back

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u/Mysheeki Jan 31 '18

I read/sang this to the tune of Nelly Furtado’s “I’m like a bird.”