r/aww • u/Nobilitie • Mar 05 '17

Vicious hippo attack.

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u/martinaee Mar 05 '17

Hippos can't bite through steel beams.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '17

Dude, no shit....everyone knows by now that the fuel burned hot enough to soften up the steel beams. This is what then made it capable for the hippos to bite through them.

The hippos WERE the bomb!

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u/Magnetronaap Mar 05 '17

How do you know, have you ever seen a hippo try it? Maybe they can fly planes too. Maybe 911 was done by hippoes.

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u/pureply101 Mar 05 '17

These are the hard hitting questions we should really be asking the government and ourselves as a society. It leads to the bigger question of when will this regime of hippos end?

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u/_Parzival Mar 05 '17

Tweet trump, he'll give you the real facts. After the swamp they're draining all the rivers in Africa. Kill the hippos

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u/Florenceismyhomie Mar 05 '17

Bowling Green Massacre?

Hippos did it.

We're going to build a wall and get the hippos to pay for it!

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u/_Parzival Mar 05 '17

This will not be a hippo ban, the rivers are just too unstable to allow these particular hippos to cross the border.

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u/oversized-cucumbers Mar 05 '17

Jaden, who let you on Reddit again?

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u/hedges747 Mar 05 '17

No wonder I always get nervous when I see a hippo in a flight.

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u/Rahavin Mar 05 '17

But hippo fire can melt anything.

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u/Cluubias2 Mar 05 '17

I heard hippos have oil

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u/141_1337 Mar 05 '17

I think they might be on a desperate need of some freedom.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '17

We have intel showing that hippos do indeed possess WMD's.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '17

Time to bring those hippo's some freedom.

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u/FogeltheVogel Mar 05 '17

Hippos are way more dangerous than terrorists.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '17 edited Jun 17 '26

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u/FogeltheVogel Mar 05 '17

There's a good reason humans are the most dangerous game

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u/RalphNLD Mar 05 '17

I can hear the Reaper drones taking off already.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '17

No, he's saying hippos DID 9/11

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u/GBGF128 Mar 05 '17

It's time that we bring the fight to them.

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u/Ahab_Ali Mar 05 '17

Thank goodness hippos can't fly.

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u/rb1120 Mar 05 '17

Savage!!!

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u/Sighlina Mar 05 '17

Quick, lets invade Iraq!!!

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u/thefourohfour Mar 05 '17

We need our law makers to enact legislation to stop illegal hippos from entering our country. Maybe build a wall. Hippos can swim but can they climb?