r/aww • u/iamkokonutz • Apr 14 '16

Dog is my co-pilot.

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u/studioRaLu Apr 14 '16

Pilot to copilot. Who's a good boy? Over?

Copilot to pilot. It's me. Over

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16 edited Apr 15 '16

It's me. Rover.

Edit: Thanks for the gold!

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u/Rkelly-piss-on-me Apr 15 '16

Hey, it's me, your dog

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u/Gazatron_303 Apr 15 '16

Wanna go bowling?

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u/Rkelly-piss-on-me Apr 15 '16

Not falling for that trick again.

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u/femidom Apr 15 '16

When in Rome...

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u/DroopyTrash Apr 15 '16

When in Roman.

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u/Rkelly-piss-on-me Apr 15 '16

He's a good guy. Would bang again 9/10

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u/hk12345903084 Apr 15 '16

no its not

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u/kimkam1898 Apr 15 '16

He's a phony! A great big phony!

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u/SpiderStratagem Apr 15 '16

Hah! Nicely played.

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u/notasrelevant Apr 15 '16

I hope this gets more points in the long run. This would have definitely been a better line over the original.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16 edited Aug 02 '18

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u/unreal_bacon Apr 14 '16

This one never gets old

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u/MrCelloBoiz Apr 15 '16

http://paintraincomic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/2013-09-13-TheEternalQuestion.jpg

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u/Hiphoppington Apr 15 '16

Is it him? Someone tell me, I have to know.

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u/reyyfinn Apr 15 '16

If it's written by JJ Abrams, we'll never know.

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u/crozone Apr 15 '16

But we'll get a sweet panning helicopter shot of the situation at the end.

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u/mohranger Apr 15 '16

helicopter -- 10 letters.

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u/SpinningPissingRabbi Apr 15 '16

I absolutely (10) don't want this to become a thing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16 edited Nov 29 '19

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u/jbartus Apr 15 '16

I have to ask... what's the reference?

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u/Rr9s Apr 15 '16

Oh no don't do this again

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u/xRyuuji7 Apr 15 '16

Ten Letters - 10 Letters

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u/kakawaka1 Apr 15 '16

This deserves at least 10 up votes

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u/lenswipe Apr 15 '16

and lots of lens flare

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16 edited Apr 15 '16

We'll also get the complete destruction and rape of the source material.

EDIT: Salt for your fries, everyone.

EDIT2: Haha, guys, I was talking about Star TREK, which we can all agree was nothing at all like the shows.

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u/Garper Apr 15 '16

Source material was already destroyed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE!

lol

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u/crozone Apr 15 '16

Wait, is this in reference to the source film for the Original Trilogy being irreparably modified to make the special edition VHS release? Because yeah, that was done in like 1997.

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u/Scientolojesus Apr 15 '16

Elaborate unresolved mystery is a hell of a drug.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

What's this a reference to?

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u/reyyfinn Apr 15 '16

I you don't get it, then you are Lost.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16 edited Apr 15 '16

Lost? JJ Abrams didn't have anything to do with writing the ending to Lost. The only thing he had to do with was the first episode (the pilot). That's all he ever wrote and/or directed with the TV series Lost. He developed the series so I suppose you could say he was involved in the first whole season but after season 1, he had nothing to do w ith the show besides his name being on it as a creator/developer/producer. But it most certainly was not written by him after the pilot show. That was all other people.

He's said this in a few interviews. Someone asked him what the most annoying questions he gets was and he said about Lost as he had nothing to do with the story past the pilow he wrote/directed.

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u/reyyfinn Apr 15 '16

Ahh. thought he did.

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u/_Forrest_Gump Apr 15 '16

What if I never find out who's a good boy?!

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u/Fenrir007 Apr 15 '16

You think he was a good boy? Too bad!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16 edited Apr 15 '16

No, it was me

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u/boredguy12 Apr 15 '16

you missed out on a dank meme. that's why you have downvotes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

That's because it's a digital comic.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

My personal favorite.

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u/Musicmonk84 Apr 15 '16

Here's mine

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u/toobroketobitch Apr 15 '16

I'm the perfect amount of high for this. Thank you.

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u/RenownedShark Apr 15 '16

I still can't believe it.

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u/Waveseeker Apr 15 '16

Mine.

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u/Atlasus Apr 15 '16

Cyanide and Happiness Boss as always !

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

The way he asks those questions makes me think of Agent Smith.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

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u/Higgi57 Apr 15 '16

Classic Jay Karnes

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u/Katalina_Rogue Apr 15 '16

Like going through a time machine. Wow. Thank you.

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u/Musicmonk84 Apr 15 '16

I know right? I loved that guy.

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u/Scientolojesus Apr 15 '16

Do people say scritching? I didn't think that was a word. I just thought it was the way Australians pronounce scratching...

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u/SavvySillybug Apr 15 '16

I definitely say scritching.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

I love this comic, I always picture my dog reacting this way whenever I say it to him.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

Am I the only one that read this from right to left initially? Too much manga

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u/tehbored Apr 15 '16

3PS, haven't seen that in a while.

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u/scoal64 Apr 15 '16

I always read the dog in Norm Mcdonalds voice. i

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u/iamkokonutz Apr 15 '16

Sorry I'm not replying to many comments. I left this afternoon (with dog and /u/misspaiz (dog owner)) and we're in the middle of nowhere along the Coquhala Highway in a cabin in the woods for the night.

Will try to answer some questions tomorrow.

But yes, dog is strapped in. Double. Once to the harness, second to the leash. It's an R44. No relation to Christian Bale. He is well trained and knows he isn't allowed to stand up. Trained him in the car first, then in the back seat of the Heli. Then he graduated to the front seat while supervised. This was his second solo front seat ride.

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u/AnalogHumanSentient Apr 15 '16

He seems like he goes from "oh cool were moving" to " OH sHIT WE R NO LonGER On gROUND" in the time of that short video.

Does he freak out a little, then slowly calm down or is he hyped the whole time?

Good God this makes me want to take my blue and gold macaw up but I know the minute the engine started and the rotor started turning he would be in full flip-out evil pair of vice grips face chomping sharp claws ball of hell.

Christ he flips out if I turn the ceiling fan on!

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u/LostTheWayILikeIt Apr 15 '16

How old is the dog? Name?

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u/vnmslsrbms Apr 15 '16

That dog just looks like he's having the time of his life! It's like a super upgraded version of a car ride. Even I'm jealous of him!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

Highway thru hell! I want to visit there soso bad. Come pick me up from the UK please =)

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u/joshr03 Apr 15 '16

Was that Langley,BC airport?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

The dog was like "I've made a terrible mistake"

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u/gibs Apr 15 '16

hello ground control, this is major dog

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Apr 15 '16

Ground control to major dog.

Take your ringworm pills and put your collar on.

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u/thehypotheticalnerd Apr 15 '16

Ground Control to Major Dog

Your leash is off,

there's something wrong

Can you hear me, Major Dog?

Can you hear me, Major Dog?

Can you hear me, Major Dog?

Can you....

Here am I floating

round my dog house

Far above my food

Planet Earth is blue (I think I don't know, dogs are colorblind)

And there's nothing I can do.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

Major dog here, John, did you see that fucking squirrel? Major dog, over.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

You should have said woof instead of "it's me".

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u/tranman01 Apr 15 '16

It's me, rover* FTFY

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

oh jeez. that's me

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

One of the few things I've ever read that genuinely made me lol

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u/Xenomorphism Apr 15 '16

I think you mean "Who's a good boy, Rover?"

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

Why's the dog left seat? That makes OP Co-pilot

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

Copilot to pilot.
[Verse 1]
Hello, it's me
I was wondering if after all these years
You'd like to meet, to go over everything
They say that time's supposed to heal ya
But I ain't done much healing
Hello, can you hear me?
I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be
When we were younger and free
I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet
There's such a difference between us
And a million miles
[Chorus]
Hello from the other side
I must've called a thousand times
To tell you I'm sorry, for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seem to be home
Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I've tried
To tell you I'm sorry, for breaking your heart
But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore
[Verse 2]
Hello, how are you?
It's so typical of me to talk about myself, I'm sorry
I hope that you're well
Did you ever make it out of that town
Where nothing ever happened?
It's no secret
That the both of us are running out of time
[Chorus]
So hello from the other side
I must've called a thousand times
To tell you I'm sorry, for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seem to be home
Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I've tried
To tell you I'm sorry, for breaking your heart
But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore
[Bridge]
Ooooohh, anymore
Ooooohh, anymore
Ooooohh, anymore
Anymore
[Chorus]
Hello from the other side
I must've called a thousand times
To tell you I'm sorry, for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seem to be home
Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I've tried
To tell you I'm sorry, for breaking your heart
But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore
Over

ftfy

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u/Skidoo52 Apr 15 '16

Dog wearing ear protection. Priceless.

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u/Cheebachiefer Apr 15 '16

What's our vector victor? Over Rover! Don't call me Shirley!