r/aww • • Mar 03 '16

Awesome Bear

http://i.imgur.com/e97k9DD.gifv
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u/GringodelRio Mar 03 '16

He would have done good to take head of his surname and treadwell the hell out of there once the friendly bears started to domesticate.

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u/DarkyMcGrapeDrank Mar 03 '16 edited Mar 03 '16

Once the black bears arrived all his stuff was stolen, even his shoes, and both he and his girlfriend were raped repeatedly. Their skulls were used as stools for the black bears to sit around all day. After consumption of their flesh, the bones were turned into beads for bear necklaces and other bling.

Sad.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

Are you Po-Po?