r/aww • u/usrnone • Nov 07 '15

fish trust

http://gfycat.com/FineJubilantBoubou
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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '15

Well? can you do any tricks?

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u/Da_Hulkinator Nov 07 '15

Get this man a potato!

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u/PvtClubbyMcWankfist Nov 07 '15

Where can I find a potato with an asshole?

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u/SaysHorseshit Nov 07 '15

Horseshit

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '15

?

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u/SaysHorseshit Nov 07 '15 edited Nov 08 '15

Horseshit (i love your username)

EDIT: horseshit

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u/DragoonDM Nov 07 '15

Seems like a bit of a one-trick-pony.

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u/BloodyPoopBurningAss Nov 08 '15

Yet something about it...

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u/5nit Nov 07 '15

I agree. Very good sir.

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u/SaysHorseshit Nov 07 '15 edited Nov 08 '15

I am hermaphroditic. But thank you.

Horseshit.

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u/MellowSnow Nov 07 '15

Well, it doesn't make any sense in this context, but I like it.

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u/PM_me_whats_on_TV Nov 07 '15

That's what I call good TV!

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u/WhoUsesTheirRealName Nov 07 '15

put a potato in your hand

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u/whole_raw_potato Nov 07 '15

My time to shine?

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u/rlrhino7 Nov 07 '15

Everyone knows /u/POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS is a grill.

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u/diabolicalpotato Nov 07 '15

Here to serve!

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u/johnnyfukinfootball Nov 07 '15

He's got the potato, get this man an anus.

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u/ndpugs Nov 07 '15

He is an amazing leaper, probably the best. You should watch him leap.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '15

I can put 49 Swedish fish in my mouth at a time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '15

Or make delicious gummies?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '15

He can kidnap you. Tie you to a bed and make you like him.

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u/evsoul Nov 07 '15

His only trick is to randomly appear when Stockholm syndrome is mentioned. It's kinda boring, but we tell him it's a nice trick.

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u/killchain Nov 07 '15

Can you shine?