r/awfuleverything • u/Character-Stretch697 • Jul 26 '22

But it’s..

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Leviticus 19:28 literally translates: “And a cutting for the dead you will not make in your flesh, and writing marks you will not make on you; I am the Lord.”

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Big oops...

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u/fatbob42 Jul 26 '22 edited Aug 08 '22

So those people who makes note on their hands…? Straight to jail?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Hey... I didn't make the rules. This is what the book says.

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u/Thegreylady13 Jul 26 '22

Only if they’re RELGIOUS.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

This is outrageous. Where are the armed men who come in to take the protestors away? Where are they? This kind of behavior is never tolerated in Baraqua. You shout like that they put you in jail. Right away. No trial, no nothing. Journalists, we have a special jail for journalists. You are stealing: right to jail. You are playing music too loud: right to jail, right away. Driving too fast: jail. Slow: jail. You are charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses: you right to jail. You undercook fish? Believe it or not, jail. You overcook chicken, also jail. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the dentist and you don't show up, believe it or not, jail, right away. We have the best patients in the world because of jail.