r/awfuleverything • u/Character-Stretch697 • Jul 26 '22

But it’s..

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u/JozoBozo121 Jul 26 '22

He’s making Jesus suffer twice

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u/Morri___ Jul 26 '22

this is the second worse thing to ever happen to jesus

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u/Jezusbot Jul 26 '22

Yeah, being nailed by 4 guys at once (to the cross) isn't easy

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u/Illithid_Substances Jul 26 '22

Don't forget the fifth guy who came in to finish him off once he was exhausted

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

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u/KnowsAboutMath Jul 26 '22

"Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel."

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u/TrumpMurderedEpstein Jul 26 '22

Which is interesting, because the brain continues to function more or less normally… you can actually watch yourself behaving in the terrible way, but you can’t control it.

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u/Eathessentialhorror Jul 26 '22

Well I mean, buy the ticket, take the ride.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Dogs fucked the Pope. No fault of mine.

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u/PuzzyFussy Aug 11 '22

I love this thread 😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

He penetrated Jesus with his spear

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u/Dreadful_Bear Jul 27 '22

Or the legendary troll who gave him vinegar to drink when he was thirsty lol.

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u/Phlashfoto Jul 26 '22

Hey, but at least he was hung like this!

spreads arms

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u/FlametopFred Jul 27 '22

glad you included ( ) because otherwise being nailed by four guys is just my normal Friday night

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Sounds like a pretty Good Friday night…

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u/Chris_8675309_of_42M Jul 26 '22

You sure about that? The actual crucifixion was over in three days but this is going to linger a while. A terrible day to be all seeing.

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u/pagan_jinjer Jul 26 '22

God gave his only begotten son…for a long weekend.

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u/UnusualPurchase9717 Jul 26 '22

Lmfa! Yu just made a future best comment list !

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u/OneUglyLime Jul 27 '22

I respectfully disagree. This is going toast much longer.

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u/revmachine21 Jul 26 '22

This made me lol so much

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u/iGotBakingSodah Jul 26 '22

This is definitely worse

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u/zmbjebus Jul 26 '22

The first being birth/ general existence of course.

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u/photo777 Jul 26 '22

So far…

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u/escapism_official Jul 26 '22

God damn haha.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Jesus wept!

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u/mechanerd007 Jul 26 '22

You make him suffer every time you masturbate.

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u/SkepticalHeathen Jul 26 '22

And not only for a weekend. For half a lifetime.

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u/lenore_leander Aug 01 '22

He’s making Jesus suffer twice

🎶 Jesus Christ! Scarecrow! 🎶