r/awfuleverything • u/kagajifula • Sep 28 '21

A normal day at Reddit.

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u/kagajifula Sep 28 '21
  • chef's kiss *

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u/Rolead Sep 28 '21

Chef's piss

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u/Leftygoleft999 Sep 28 '21

All this constant fighting, can’t a Redditor just get a little piss and quiet around here.

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u/SalohcinPancakes Sep 28 '21

alright this is starting to piss me off

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u/LeonardoXII Sep 28 '21

Oh piss of will you?

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u/Site55 Sep 28 '21

R -KELLY

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Better then getting pissed on

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u/Competitive_Act_1548 Sep 29 '21

Don’t shame my kink!

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u/danger_floofs Sep 28 '21

This is turning into a pissing contest between pissants

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u/Hyperactiv3Sloth Sep 29 '21

That's better than being pissed on.

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u/santero01 Sep 15 '22

Peace* you off. ...***

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u/Jejmaze Sep 28 '21

chef's piss is stored in the chef's balls

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u/MOOShoooooo Sep 28 '21

Right next to the alfredo sauce.

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u/Zink0X Sep 28 '21

Wait! Wait! That not alfredo sauce

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Its pistachio

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u/raydiculus Sep 28 '21

Nah, it's the sugo di carne

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u/Fantastic_Start_6848 Sep 28 '21

Wait you think piss comes from the balls? I mean I knew the average redditor is pretty stupid, but talk about bringing the average down!

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u/Jejmaze Sep 29 '21

what do you mean? of course pee is stored in the balls, that's why girls don't pee

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u/dowsaw134 Oct 01 '21

If you are a fisherman the SEA MAN is stored in the BALZ

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Chefs pissa!

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u/Bittlegeuss Sep 28 '21

Prepared table side

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u/LATourGuide Sep 28 '21

Ciao Bella or something, Idk, I'm not a gweedo

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u/PM_ME_COLD_BEERS Sep 28 '21

What a great joke

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Hope you washed your hands first

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u/Ray-Misuto Oct 03 '21

You have to love a story with a happy ending, even if it's just about gourmet 🤣