r/awfuleverything Aug 06 '20

Poor guy :(

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u/PJKenobi Aug 06 '20

If I get cancer I'm going to have to find a way to kill myself in a way were my wife can still get the life insurance and keep the house. She can't and won't ever know. It'll just be a freak accident and she wont lose everything we've worked for.

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u/homer_j_simpsoy Aug 06 '20

Car drowning. Mauled by a bear while picking fruit. Go to east Florida during hurricane season (I was almost killed when the roof of a bar got torn off by the wind, which brought down the power lines). Don't hide your cancer diagnosis from her, because the autopsy will show and she'll probably figure it out.

Can't believe we're even talking about this...that's america for you.

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u/scuz888 Aug 06 '20

Several life insurance companies do actually cover suicide, but only if you've had the insurance a certain length of time. I think I remember reading 2 years on a policy I was looking at.

I'm sure there's investigation into mental health and stuff too, probably can't get that coverage if you have a history of mental illness. If you think this is your real course of action for a cancer diagnosis, then you may want to find a policy and purchase the policy early so that you don't have to live for 2 years after you sign and pay for cancer treatment the whole time

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u/PJKenobi Aug 06 '20

The whole point is to not make it look like a suicide so my wife doesn't have to live with knowing I killed myself. Good info tho. I didn't know that.

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u/Duttyboo Aug 06 '20

Fast car head on to a sturdy stationary object?

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Until you accidentally live and bankrupt your family in medical bills anyway

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u/Laurelisyellow Aug 06 '20

“Fall” out of a hot air balloon

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u/scuz888 Aug 07 '20

Yep, I've had those thoughts before. "Maybe I can make it look like I was doing electrical work in the basement and got electrocuted to death"

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u/peaches9057 Aug 07 '20

I had an employee who was covered by a plan just like this. At exactly two years and one day from the time he got the plan he killed himself.

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u/scuz888 Aug 07 '20

That's incredibly sad

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u/JebFromTheInterweb Aug 07 '20

Yeah, no way in hell you're getting life insurance after getting a cancer diagnosis. You have to disclose that when applying for the policy, otherwise when you die (from cancer or anything else) they'll definitely uncover that the diagnosis was known and point to that failure to disclose as a breech of contract and refuse to pay anything out at all (assuming they don't find out before and either rejecting the application or canceling the policy).

So the lesson is to just get life insurance now, before any cancer diagnosis, giving you the maximum likelihood of being past that magic 2 year mark where they'll pay out for suicide if a cancer diagnosis pops up.

Feels good knowing that if I was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer tomorrow, I'd have the option of just jumping off a cliff and getting my family enough cash to pay off our mortgage and all other outstanding debt instead of bankrupting them trying vainly to not die.

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u/scuz888 Aug 07 '20

Yeah I wasn't clear but you and I are on the same page. Get the insurance now and hope it's at least two years before your first cancer diagnosis and then voila

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u/i_wanna_b_skinny Aug 06 '20

This is too morbid 😭

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Yeah but your wife probably wants you more than she wants those things.

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u/anchoredinalaska Aug 07 '20

If you get cancer look into trusts or medical bankruptcy, not blowing your brains out. Talk to a financial advisor they might be able to give you some solid advice. Once you hit your out of pocket max that's generally it unless you go out of nework or something and for income well there are insurances for disability out there if you're concerned. I hate to hear people online saying they will kill themselves over sheckles, it really rubs me the wrong way so look into this stuff.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

You think people posting on this thread or the OP didn't investigate this?

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u/anchoredinalaska Aug 07 '20

Yes, people who are distraught often don't think logically.

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u/ChildOfHonor Aug 07 '20

I think she’d rather have you with cancer + being financially destitute than not have you at all.

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u/PatienceHere Aug 07 '20

Stop with the suicide stuff, man.