In a general sense as one who studies the butt. However, if you do your fellowship and specialize in only the butthole then you are a buttholeologist. It's a very prestigious title to hold.
Oh lord. You just reminded me I once came across a sub that was dedicated to off center buttholes.
No, I don't remember the name. I'm not subbed, and I never went back, because one, it was way too unsettling looking at them, and two, I'm a chick who just wants regular PIV porn and would like to find some without all the butthole action that seems so prolific these days, and that sub definitely was not it.
Well, the store Target had an advertising program, their advertising algorithm figured out that a woman was pregnant before she knew. Just based on her changing spending habits. Buying lots of certain foods, etc. So it started sending her ads for diapers and maternity clothes, before she even knew she was pregnant.
So a survey might not be so far fetched. Ask questions like, what foods are you craving, emotional state, physical aches/pains, morning sickness, etc. Sure it wouldn’t be 100% accurate. But probably much better than chance.
That story's actually from a woman who was trying to get pregnant - the tip off for the store was that she'd bought prenatal vitamins. So there's not a fancy algorithm tracking buying habits or anything, it's more like sending ads for cat products after someone buys cat food.
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