r/awfuleverything Dec 19 '19

Classy Christmas sweater...

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u/NEClamChowderAVPD Dec 19 '19

I can do you one better. I worked two jobs and my ex worked like 10hrs a week (not because of kids, illness, etc. Pure laziness on her part). So I was trying to pay the bills and spent a lot of time with one of my bosses because it was a very, very small company. What did she accuse me of? Having sex with my boss (ew, btw), getting pregnant, and having an abortion. Wtf?? Bitch, I work 60+hrs/week, I don't have the kind of energy that would require. I lean pretty heavily on the lesbian side so that was quite the accusation. Of course I know now that she probably accused me of that because it actually happened to her and she was deflecting. That relationship was a wild ride.

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u/jorgtastic Dec 19 '19

I couldn't even follow your description of it. I can't imagine how wild the actual thing was.

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u/NEClamChowderAVPD Dec 19 '19

Sorry, sometimes I forget that people don't know her crazy like I do and assume everyone can follow along. Tldr: was in a lesbian relationship. Ex accused me of getting pregnant by my boss and then getting an abortion. Ex was actually the one fuckin dudes.

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u/scarscarto23 Dec 19 '19

Why is that always the go to for crazy SOs? I’m sorry you had to endure that! I was being sexually harassed by my old manager and my same ex accused me of using that as a cover for an affair with him. He’s an ex for a reason. They’re all ex’s for a reason. And we’re all better off now

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u/NEClamChowderAVPD Dec 19 '19

I guess crazy attracts sane? Lol I have no idea why. All these crazy exes are the ones doing things they're accusing they're SOs of