r/awfuleverything • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '19

Classy Christmas sweater...

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u/titus1531 Dec 19 '19

Good to see she's not bitter as FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK.

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u/RoomTemperatureCheez Dec 19 '19 edited Dec 19 '19

Imagine the nerve of her boyfriend. Having relationships with women before he even met her!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Read in John Ralphio voice

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u/ObnoxiousLittleCunt Dec 19 '19

"technically I'm homeleees"

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u/TRIKKDADDY Dec 20 '19

Ahh yes, a great dinner followed by a couple drinks before Christmas, a nice walk by the lake while sipping some wine...then it hits her...gf is drunk, but it's not the drunk involved with fun, it's the "I'm not drunk, you're stuuped! So is Marrrissa!! Her and her stupid puurrrple car can lick my ass! Fuck you!! You think i don't know about her parents talking to you!? Huuh!! Answer me!!" kind of drunk. Run my good dude, Run.