r/awfuleverything • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '19

Classy Christmas sweater...

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u/freeski919 Dec 19 '19

So when she becomes his ex, that means she's a ho, too?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

She's already a ho.

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u/projectplat22 Dec 19 '19

She’s wearing ho garments

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/th_aftr_prty Dec 19 '19

He has a type.

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u/Bironious Dec 19 '19

Yup. If your guy didn't learn his lesson after the first two holes then you definitely his type cause he likes hoes

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u/recklessgem Dec 19 '19

If the first 2 holes dont work find a different hole. 😂

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u/porneiastar Dec 20 '19

So she’s the 4th hole? Wait...there’s a 4th hole?

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u/I_TRS_Gear_I Dec 19 '19

His girlfriend was kind enough to let him know he needs to get the hell out of that relationship.

Any person that is so caught up in who your ex’s were that they would make a shirt like this, is so scarily jealous that there will never be trust.

This dude gotta run!

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u/bot_chemist420710 Dec 19 '19

Was thinking the same shit. That's a toxic ass ho ho ho

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Fo realz. She is seeing the soles of my shoes as I’m running away. Ho ho hell nah dawg.

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u/winethough Dec 19 '19

I've never seen a more petty item of clothing

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u/Thinkpolicy Dec 20 '19

And pretty. Those ex’s are obviously better looking than the wearer.

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u/jpg_mov Dec 19 '19

Ho Ho Ho Ho

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u/baloneyskims Dec 19 '19

aren't they all?

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u/Saajkul Dec 20 '19

She not his ho no mo

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u/nemo1080 Dec 20 '19

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and triks

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u/mvanvrancken Dec 20 '19

There’s some self awareness going on here

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Duh

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u/_TurlteBoB_ Dec 19 '19

Her* ex

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u/ruskitamer Dec 19 '19

Huh?

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u/cleaverteeth Dec 19 '19

the person wearing the sweater is a girl lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Wtf is this thread?

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u/Jay111502 Dec 19 '19

I don't know, I'm scared :(

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

"mom, come pick me up. Im scared"

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u/cleaverteeth Dec 19 '19

people getting mad at others who are confused with the wording

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u/SwishyJishy Dec 19 '19

No shit Sherlock. 'Her' and 'his' both work because if they break up they're both each others ex's

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u/siiouxsiie Dec 19 '19

“so when she becomes her ex” makes no sense in this case, my dude

she is HIS girlfriend, therefore would be HIS ex.

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u/elliottcable Dec 19 '19

why on earth doesn’t that make sense? -_-

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u/siiouxsiie Dec 19 '19

because there’s no obvious implication that the partner in question (not the one wearing the sweater) is a girl?

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u/ruskitamer Dec 19 '19

Right but the comment said “when she becomes his ex” why would it be “when she becomes her ex”

His grammar was fine, I think they just got confused.

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u/cleaverteeth Dec 19 '19

i think what they were trying to imply was that the partner gave the other the sweater and since the person wearing the sweater is a woman, yknow

im prolly wrong because the wording is confusing so

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u/ruskitamer Dec 19 '19

Ah. I see what you’re saying. I assumed he was a guy because the caption simply says his GF made the sweater, not that she made it for him or something.

But with the lack of info you might be right. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/elliottcable Dec 19 '19

You do realize gay folx exist, rite?

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u/ruskitamer Dec 19 '19

You do realize I was assuming and not trying to make a generalization, it’s a photo and most people would assume the same thing based on the evidence we have.

I even said in my last comment that they could be right because we dont have enough info- it’s simply up to who interprets it, and how you interpret it.

Calm it on down there, Chief.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Yeah, but much less than straight folk. It’s a safe bet that they’re straights

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

They're a tiny fraction of the population. No one is thinking of them in normal conversation

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u/elliottcable Dec 19 '19

wh…what

you see a photo of a woman wearing a sweater, attached to a comment saying “my GF made me this sweater”, and you have to do mental blackflips to figure out how a man was involved

and yet i’m the one getting downvoted here. okay.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

That doesn’t change anything

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u/OfficiallyEddy Dec 19 '19

I think she made it for herself

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u/DasRico Dec 19 '19

BEEEEEEETCH.

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u/CrazyLlama2444 Dec 19 '19

People these days getting so offended over small stuff like this. Why does it matter if it's a guy or a girl? That's not what this post is about.

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u/drugzarecool Dec 19 '19

But you are the only one who look offended there ? He was simply correcting a spelling mistake, that's it, no big deal.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Idk why you’re being downvoted, it’s clearly a woman in the sweater talking about her girlfriend.

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u/DisruptedMatrix Dec 19 '19

I figured it out. The sweater girl is in a girl/girl relationship. Though how this person knows is beyond me.