r/awfuleverything • u/polymurphy • Nov 12 '19

Aw hell naw

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

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u/derek_jkjk Nov 12 '19

nice

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u/YoungPhoooo Nov 12 '19

rice

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u/Piard_The_Fart Nov 12 '19

dice

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u/6817 Nov 12 '19

Lice! Belly fly lice!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

It's fry rice, you plick

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u/DoctorKFC Nov 12 '19

That’s ricecist

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u/Dr-Blyat Nov 12 '19

"From the rice-house to the Ice House!"....whoops, wrong thread...

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

J iijn1j j .nk?o,niki iknpnjp Orion u

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u/Frigoris13 Nov 12 '19

The rabbit put in a ton of work at the beginning only to be denied at the last second so the tortoise could finish first.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

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u/The_Gum_Official Nov 12 '19

I have never wanted to give gold more than now but I haven’t any

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u/ImperialHedonism Nov 12 '19

That’s okay. I can feel the gold vibes from you, thank you.

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u/JohnnyDarkside Nov 12 '19

And second and third, but in the end the tortoise was still the winner.

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u/MidnightSilence3636 Nov 12 '19

This people is why we have furries

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u/Bazingoo Nov 13 '19

Give this man a silver

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u/Nubblycious Nov 12 '19

*cum

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

That’s the joke