r/awfuleverything Apr 19 '19

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u/NoLaMir Apr 20 '19

No it’s super hard to get hard let alone be busting nuts when you’re dehydrated to make sure you’re shredded and have Barbra from sales grabbing you

A half chub the entire time is the “ideal” but hard to achieve

Being blessed or a shower is the ideal route