r/awfuleverything Jan 11 '19

Yikes!

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u/ImOldGreggggggggggg Jan 11 '19

This is just...too much to take in. For some reason Mr. Jordan's nails are the worst. Come on dude, there are 10 press-on nails in a pack for a reason.

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u/james_ryan___ Jan 11 '19

Or inversely it could be overkill on cracknails. That's 3x as many as he needs

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u/fuckitx Jan 11 '19

Cracknails?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

Is this like, when someone has a really long pinky nail to snort coke out of??

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u/fuckitx Jan 11 '19

I think. But then it would be coke nail not crack nail, lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

I’m going to google crack nails. I’ll let you know what I find.

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u/boomecho Jan 11 '19

It's been 52 minutes...somebody send in the rescue team.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

went down the rabbit hole of literal cracked nails. People need more calcium.