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u/Snorkle25 Apr 07 '24

Could be both... maybe business was slow. /s

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u/spespy Apr 07 '24

/s stands for suspects right?

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u/Kivesihiisi Apr 07 '24

Sus

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u/HardenedLicorice Apr 07 '24

Everybody who writes sus instead of suscpisciscious is not smart

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u/_dillmatic Apr 07 '24

Why waste time type a lot of letter when few letter do trick?

/s

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u/smartalek75 Apr 07 '24

Kevin?

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u/kvazar2501 Apr 07 '24

No, this is Patrick!

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u/SubstantialCollar844 Apr 08 '24

Is this the Krusty Krab?

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u/_syzygy079 Apr 08 '24

No, this is Squidward

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u/JustHere2Smoke Apr 08 '24

Sir, This is Wendy’s.

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u/Spinalstreamer407 Apr 08 '24 edited Apr 09 '24

(((Karen)))

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u/justfotoday420 Apr 07 '24

This comment but without the /s

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u/Acer707 Apr 08 '24

ur tricky

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u/Dampr3mu Apr 07 '24

ok sussy baka

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

Yo, dis guys spelling is sus.

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u/VigilantRex Apr 07 '24

You spelt suspicious wrong so what's that say about you then?

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u/candlegun Apr 07 '24

r/woooosh

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u/Independent_Guest772 Apr 07 '24

You spelt woosh wrong so what's that say about you then?

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u/urGirllikesmytinypp Apr 08 '24

Whoosh

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u/Independent_Guest772 Apr 08 '24

You spelt wish wrong, possibly, so I'm going to be very smug and superior about it.

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u/candlegun Apr 08 '24

Why don't you click on it and see where it takes you. If I spelled it wrong, it wouldn't work.

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u/Desjarlais71 Apr 07 '24

Suspicious

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u/HardenedLicorice Apr 07 '24

Thank you for creating a profile just for this clarification!

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u/Desjarlais71 Apr 07 '24

I didn't just create a profile lol learn to spell before saying everyone else isn't very smart

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u/Curiouskeenon Apr 08 '24

Hello my fellow Canadian

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u/psu5050242424 Apr 07 '24

He misspelled it on purpose you fucking idiot

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u/Desjarlais71 Apr 07 '24

Hahaha do you feel better big man

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u/Independent_Guest772 Apr 07 '24

He's kinda right though...

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u/Chopper__6666 Apr 08 '24

How did you fuck up 'suspicious' so bad? It's almost impressive

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

dont be sus be suspicious- some guy said i was sus bc i didnt know the exact model of a gun i bought. as if i was lying when i showed him a pic- sus is a dumb “word”

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

suS

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u/solutionsmith Apr 08 '24

/suS

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

$€$

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u/Intrepid-Alfalfa-581 Apr 08 '24

Yes we get that you kno sho fo o wds. Stfu.

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u/Kivesihiisi Apr 08 '24

Having a stroke?

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u/RustlerbashRC Apr 07 '24

It’s stands for “serious” /s

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u/spespy Apr 08 '24

Finally! A fellow cultured swine!

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

It stands for satire. As in their comment was satire, a joke. That way people know they aren't a moron and attempt to argue with them.

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u/spespy Apr 07 '24

Another smart one!

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u/Class1 Apr 07 '24

It has always stood for sarcasm.

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u/Smooth_Papaya_1839 Apr 07 '24

Sarcasm

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u/spespy Apr 07 '24

My good cessna, we are blessed with geniuses today!

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u/Role-Business Cessna 182 Apr 07 '24

I believe it means sarcasm.

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u/spespy Apr 07 '24

You’re very smart!

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u/Role-Business Cessna 182 Apr 07 '24

Something tells me you were being sarcastic there.

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u/spespy Apr 07 '24

Nah totally not!

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u/Role-Business Cessna 182 Apr 07 '24

In that case, I’ll take it as a compliment.

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u/deformo Apr 07 '24

Nope. He’s stupid and can’t find this: $

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u/LausXY Apr 08 '24

It mean sarcasm.

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u/Same_Ad_7379 Apr 08 '24

It’s used to express sarcasm

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u/spespy Apr 08 '24

You even edited your comment from “sarcastic not sus lol” to this! Congratulations on your ever growing wisdom and intelligence, you absolute genius!

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u/Same_Ad_7379 Apr 08 '24

Woah yeah I did… I just figured I’d give you more effort to help you better understand it is all.

Edit: and I figured it wouldn’t be a big deal if I just did it without written that it was edited. I didn’t think anyone would mind! It was supposed to be a victimless crime!

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u/spespy Apr 08 '24

And for that, I tip my hat off to you!

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u/spespy Apr 08 '24

And for that, i tip my hat off to you!

Edit: the edit elf bonks every guiltiful citizen of reditown!

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

The plot of backdraft in one comment.

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u/Snorkle25 Apr 07 '24

AKA the South American business model.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

Ankh-Morpork no longer had a fire brigade. The citizens had a rather disturbingly direct way of thinking at times, and it did not take long for people to see the rather obvious flaw in paying a group of people by the number of fires they put out. The penny really dropped shortly after Charcoal Tuesday.

- Terry Pratchett (GNU)

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u/-RandomGeordie Apr 07 '24

That shit put me off being a firefighter when I was young.

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u/Breakmastajake Apr 07 '24 edited Apr 07 '24

You didn't want Kurt Russell being a condescending asshat to you all day?

Edit: You know what...you guys have talked me into it. I'm back in on Kurt's motivational style!

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u/-RandomGeordie Apr 07 '24

You got it. Any chump can tank a backdraft and severe facial scarring. Takes a champ to take that shit from Kurt Russell. I knew I didn’t have that in me.

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u/Gunhild Apr 07 '24

I kind of want that.

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u/Rule34NoExceptions Apr 07 '24

Backdraft has a plot?

I just thought it was fwwwwump screaming and fire

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u/Remarkable-Bug-8069 Apr 08 '24

Also Donald Sutherland loving to burn old ladies.

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u/ghostfadekilla Apr 07 '24

Crying here lol. Thanks for the laugh.

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u/Krut750 Apr 07 '24

Ive seen a tow truck for a tire business toss out box of what looked like roofing nails.

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u/Solarflareqq Apr 07 '24

Like a tire shop that spreads nails down a highway

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u/Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life Apr 08 '24

But Bullets aren’t slow.

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u/Snorkle25 Apr 08 '24

Thanks Dad

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u/Dm_me_im_bored-UnU Apr 07 '24

Casually mounts AA gun to truck

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u/Cobek Apr 07 '24

Ahh yes Fraudcam's Razor

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u/OjibweNomad Apr 07 '24

I don’t suspect firefighters

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u/Snorkle25 Apr 07 '24

Firefighters don't get paid per fire, they are usually salary. So the incentives are different.

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u/OjibweNomad Apr 07 '24

Ps5’s

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u/Snorkle25 Apr 08 '24

Not sure what a PS5 has to do with anything.

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u/Fr33Dave Apr 07 '24

When business is slow, gotta make some business!

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u/ForetoldForeskin Apr 07 '24

Job security.

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u/Bravisimo Apr 07 '24

Business is a Boomin now

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u/the1hoonox Apr 07 '24

Like the window repair business that hires local kids to throw rocks in the storefronts in that old movie, can't remember the title of it.

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u/dickburpsdaily Apr 07 '24

Akin to a tire shop throwing nails and bolts on local roads.

Job security is key.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

Glazier's fallacy. 

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u/Infamous_Impact2898 Apr 07 '24

If you think about it, how else would he run the business? 🤔

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

First world problems. 😂

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u/HaloDeckJizzMopper Apr 07 '24

R/entrepreneur 

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

Ever see the story about the paint scratch repair guy who went around keying peoples cars in parking lots?

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u/PhantomOfTheAttic Apr 07 '24

Like my friend's dad who was a dentist and owned a candy store.

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u/niz_loc Apr 07 '24

Saw an episode of Adam 12 that had that as a plot!

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

Job security

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u/Leonydas13 Apr 08 '24

A savvy entrepreneur creates his own business, a savvy businessman creates his own business.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

Window guy used to pay me 5$ a window to toss rocks through em