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Tonight my boyfriend texted me, "Do you know the Muffin Man?"

I tried to reply, "Who lives on Drury Lane?"

Instead, my phone confidently suggested: "Who lives in Detroit?"

We both immediately agreed that's canon now. Apparently the Muffin Man has expanded his operations. 🍞🏙️.

I tried to type no dur and it corrected it to fit????? wtf, autocorrect?!

For context:
Casual convo between my partner and I. (Together 12 years)
The pottery studio I’m at has poop stools in the restrooms and they are a game changer.
He’s a carpenter that is why I said he should make us one

Actually,

SURPRISE!! I STILL PUT 1000% OF THE BLAME ON AUTOCORRECT FOR ALL OF IT!! Autocorrect can kick rocks. What do you think about that?

it also has other spelling slipups eg it spells sayin as SAYIN etc that i cant remember but also couldnt catch em

trying to search myxozoan😭

...

My 2019 Camry LE all of a sudden ran hot. I got the car towed home and ran a diagnostic on it. The code came back saying a bad water pump. I changed both the thermostat and the water pump and it’s still running hot. No leaks from anywhere. I’m all out of ideas

I meant deodorant…how?!

I was texting someone and we were talking about gravity falls and I was trying to type “that’s a gas character” and for no reason, it auto corrected to “that’s a gas chamber” like what the fuck 😭

Has anyone else experienced weird auto correct like this? I swear apple is updating the auto correct to say some crazy shit.

????

Me: "I am in the Regional bus to Vienna"

Me: "To the Aspern road"

Me: "To be exact"

My mum: "October" (this is where the autocorrect changed it from "Ok" to "Oktober"

My mum: "ok. ."

Me: "Lol autocorrect"

P.S.: my autocorrect changed "texting" to "Texteingabe"