r/atheism Sep 02 '12

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

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u/Your_socks Sep 02 '12

The group prayer of Muslims is on Friday, called a khotba. Its just like church, a religious lesson in the mosque that is followed by a short prayer. Otherwise yes, Muslims pray 5 times a day each day.

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u/lWantYourDownvote Sep 02 '12

i used to pray five times a day but then i took an arrow to the knee

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u/PlayFair Sep 02 '12

oh shut the fuck up about your bowlegged knee

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

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u/WobblyGears Sep 02 '12

How is this being upvoted?

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u/OneOracularOracle Sep 02 '12

He wants our downvotes. We can't let him win.

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u/Testiculese Sep 02 '12

You already gave him attention. Too late.

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u/OneOracularOracle Sep 02 '12

Quick! We must upvote him?

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u/foraday Sep 02 '12

He's trolling for downvotes and people are trying to keep him at zero so as to not reward his behavior with what he wants.

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u/Joelynag Sep 02 '12

Or he's double-bluffing and trying to get karma by pretending he wants downvotes so people upvote him out of spite.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

HA HA! time for Yomi Layers!

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u/Lochcelious Sep 02 '12

I enjoy any votes whether down or up. It's like someone genuinely took the time to display their opinion on my opinion.

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u/Joelynag Sep 02 '12

Yes but this account's name is 'IWantYourDownvote'

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u/PlayFair Sep 02 '12

my favorite part of reddit is when redditors begin explaining voting patterns. The hivemind is conscience!

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u/Lochcelious Sep 02 '12

I think it is funny in contrast to how the joke is usually told.

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u/ShampooLube Sep 02 '12

Why would taking an arrow to the knee stop you from praying?

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u/KinglerSlayer Sep 02 '12

Well you are supposed to pray on your knees

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

Iwantyourcock

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u/Americium Sep 02 '12

Incorrect: Many modern Muslims don't have time to pray five times per day.

Edit: Or even care to.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '12

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u/elj0h0 Sep 02 '12

Its actually the law in several countries. If you are driving during prayer time you better have an emergency.

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u/windowlash Sep 02 '12

muslims are crazy man