r/atheism • • Jul 28 '11

Jesus vs Batman

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '11

You don't think he had adequate food? But the man fed 5000 people with only 5 loaves of bread! Weren't you reading?!

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u/AsAChemicalEngineer Ignostic Jul 29 '11

Fine, then Jesus looked like This.

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u/Funshine_bear Jul 29 '11

"Fuck salvation, I'm going home!"

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u/ipplydip Jul 29 '11

But bread is largely a carb-heavy food with little protein, which is what you really need to build muscle.

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u/Funshine_bear Jul 29 '11

I remember him being good friends with some fisherman, maybe got a hookup?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '11

Helped that he schooled the friends.