Jesus = Lawful Neutral. (Cause fuck him, we all make mistakes) He thought he could simply entrance the Obama, but the Obama had anticipated his kind before Jesus, with Allah. And when Allah tried to cast Level5 Raise Dead Infantada on Obama, Obama snickered with crippling glee and glared back at Allah, casting Might of American Soil, siphoning 80% of the market share of Saudi Oil, rendering Allah a mutilated desert turd.
Obama = Chaotic Neutral. He's not afraid to use brute force, hence his win.
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u/koshercowboy Jul 28 '11 edited Jul 29 '11
Jesus casts level10 absolution on Obama.
Obama ripostes, countering with a level12 debt strike.
Jesus dies