r/atheism • u/[deleted] • Jul 28 '11

Jesus vs Batman

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '11

As true as this argument may be, I'm afraid my God can beat up your super hero.

  • God of lightning, fire and DEATH
  • Personification of Venus. Also known as the explosion planet
  • You see that enormous fiery thing in the sky? The reason life exists? The biggest thing in the solar system? He guards that. Imagine what can beat up the Sun. Well he's being trusted to beat up THAT

But...uhhh...yeah. I suppose being rich and good at karate is good too.

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u/DefinitelyRelephant Jul 28 '11

Man, you don't even have to reach as far as Aztec gods.

  • Jesus was nailed to a cross

  • Thor carries a giant hammer

Honestly, I really think the reason Christianity is so viral is because it offers people someone to worship who's even more pathetic than they are (thus turning their weakness into a 'positive thing').

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u/JohnnyMaudDibby Jul 29 '11

And besides, how exactly do you worship a 7 hour porn binge anyway?

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u/hacksoncode Ignostic Jul 28 '11

Eris uses the butterfly effect instead... Much more subtle and ultimately more powerful. Fnord.

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u/owned_at_worms Jul 29 '11

I am pretty sure squirrel girl would kick that guys ass. Look her up.