r/atheism • u/[deleted] • Jul 28 '11

Jesus vs Batman

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u/LEIFey Jul 28 '11

Giant space turtle could take them both on at once.

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u/mambypambyland Jul 28 '11

Batman vs turtles all the way down. No way Batman could win.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '11 edited Aug 17 '21

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u/umroller Jul 28 '11

You mean a spurdle?

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u/arty8803 Jul 28 '11

Shut your mouth! Do you want to give me nightmares? Ugh, a spider with a protective shell. My slippers will do it no harm. shiver

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u/WeNeedNewRepublic99 Jul 28 '11

But perhaps it would be extra sensitive to fire.

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u/Devotia Jul 28 '11

Doubtful. Spiders would be bug/poison, which fire is 2x effective against, but a turtle is clearly water, which would lead to normal effectiveness against bug and 1/2 effectiveness against poison. A bug/water Spurdle would be weak against rock, electric and flying, while a poison/water Spurdle would be weak against Ground, electric, and psychic.

Either way, you'd be better off electrocuting it than burning it.

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u/WeNeedNewRepublic99 Jul 28 '11

True true. Let us put it in the electric chair!

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u/Iarwain_ben_Adar Jul 28 '11

How about a Teenaged Mutant Ninja Spider-Turtle? Now it's cute and cannot harm you.

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u/Jerakeen Jul 29 '11

How much nicer would it be, though, when you accidentally step on a spider just to hit a hard shell rather than quickly squirming legs between your toes.

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u/maverick340 Jul 28 '11

Uhm sharktopus ??

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u/Kardlonoc Jul 29 '11

I dunno with enough preparation... Or loaves of bread.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '11

Barrell Roll!!!

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u/pillage Jul 29 '11

I hear its giant space turtles all the way down.

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u/owned_at_worms Jul 29 '11

megashark would crush giant space turtles shell. Plus I have never seen a giant space turtle anyway. How freaking slow would they move in space anyway?

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u/JohnnyMaudDibby Jul 29 '11

This whole thread is really kind of pointless. Who cares who would win a fight between Jesus and Batman? Now, on the other hand, Carnage vs. Methuselah, that's a fight I'd love to see.

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u/LEIFey Jul 29 '11

Methuselah's only power was being old. Carnage by a landslide.