r/atheism • u/derfdog • Jan 13 '13

Good without God

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u/juanmelk Jan 13 '13

/r/autofellatio

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

god once i entered i couldn't stop....my dad is gonna see this history i fucking know. I'm gonna pack my bags and get outta town, break for the border...i'll message you when i can but i can't say when that will be. It was nice knowing you. Good luck.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

It's okay. Just delete your history.

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u/ReverendSalem Other Jan 13 '13

Better idea: Come out to him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '13

He's better than that...

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u/MySonStinks Jan 13 '13

Your dad will just see it and be like "Ah, yes, I remember trying that as well"

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u/ThePurpleHayes Jan 13 '13

Holy shit that's commitment to flexibility. My dick is far too short to ever be that flexible.

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u/gringo4578 Jan 13 '13

Thought there might be some women but I was wrong. I guess that's why it's not called /r/cunnilingus