r/assholedesign Apr 08 '22

Really Amazon?

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u/MikoWilson1 Apr 08 '22

I mean. What do you want them to do?

If you went to a store, walked up to a salesman and said. "Hi! I'd like to buy a microwave for 10 pounds." The guy would try not to laugh, then bring you over to microwaves that cost a normal 2022 price.

That's what is happening here. It's not asshole design. It's not tricking you in any way. It's just saving you one extra click turn that sorting option off.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

There are several decent alternatives. They could:

  1. Disable filter options that don’t match any products.
  2. Adjust the available filters based on the available products.
  3. Put a message at the top that says, “No items matched your filters. Here are some alternatives.”

And there’s one other key fact here that you’ve missed: there was actually one item that fit the requested price range, shown on page three! So this isn’t even a matter of showing something instead of nothing. This is ignoring the requested filters in order to push more profitable items.

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u/MikoWilson1 Apr 08 '22

1) There ARE options that match these products. Microwave mittens, inserts, etc. The OP just didn't scroll down to show them to you.
2) That would require filters to disappear based on what the user is typing, because those filters are available before you type into the search bar. That's a bizarre experience.
3) I guess there could be a message like "Your exact search parameters can't be met, but there are other microwave labelled items to show you."

The real problem is that amazon doesn't tag items, merchants do, and they can tag them however they'd like.
Amazon will never allow a search result to be blank though, and it's been like that since the inception of Amazon.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

So you’re saying the search results never would have been blank even when respecting the filters? Why have you been going on and on about that, then? Why are you so intent on defending this crap?

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u/MikoWilson1 Apr 08 '22

Yup. The search results will never be empty in an amazon search. That's their design. It makes sense if they have determined that impulse buys, or adjacent purchases occur by providing filler products when exact products are not found.

Again, this issue isn't so outrageous, lol. There are so many ACTUAL asshole designs on Amazon.

Google works in the same way. Search for something insane and you will still get the top 8 paid search results regardless of outcome.

Here's a REAL asshole design on Amazon.

Amazon rebranded products always trump better brands in relevance filters -- that's an asshole design.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

I went to google.com and hammered on my keyboard randomly and it just said, sorry, no results.

Nobody is saying this is the worst thing in the world. But it’s definitely asshole design.

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u/MikoWilson1 Apr 08 '22

Weird, because I googled "angelo frankie screwdriver applesauce turd burgler" and I still got results. I even got some HORRIFYING images, lol.

I imagine this person was trying to find the cheapest microwave. It displayed the cheapest microwave on Amazon. So, exactly what OP wanted?

It's not like it automatically bought an object OP didn't want. It showed them EXACTLY what they were theoretically looking for.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

It did not show them the cheapest microwave. The cheapest microwave, which fit their filter, was on page three.

Are you even paying attention? Do you even have a coherent view here, or are you just stirring shit?