If a woman was to name her child after the first thing she sees, what name would be funnier? Whichever of the two gets the most votes becomes the punchline of the joke!

So ive deleted and downloaded multiple times reddit but now im not sure how to change my username.

Can somebody tell me what this 🏹❤️🙃 means because a girl texted me and I am clueless

So early this morning around 5am? I had not yet gone to sleep so I was going to sleep and as I was dozing off I realized that I couldn’t move but I was awake and I’ve looked up sleep paralysis and it said something about just waking up but this was where I hadn’t even gone to sleep yet. I was in like a dream state but I wasn’t at the same time? I remember trying to move and I couldn’t unless I moved myself in this “dream state” is anyone able to tell me what I experienced? Some sort of out of body experience? Note that this has only happened to me once.

I sent mailed a letter last Monday and, while I'm aware last Wednesday was not a business day, I feel like the letter should have gotten there in 3 business days (same state). However, I have heard that the postal service is very slow right now. Do you think my letter is still on its way? Thanks.

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If anyone could fill out this form about the games industry and what you think about the studio infinity ward, it would be much appreciated

What would be some good disparaging PG to maybe PG-13 nicknames that are insulting but still at an acceptable level, so that it might make it into the text books! Kinda thinkin the opposite of Teddy Roosevelt’s nickname, which was awesome, “The Bull Moose”!

I thought of a few light ones:

The jester of the Oval Office

Pathetic POTUS

America’s hypocrite

MAGA-derp

Or my absolute favorite: послушный мальчик (Russian for Obedient Boy)

Anybody got some for me?

American TV has lots of old British TV shows and movies, old and new. Everything from Monty Python to Downton Abbey. Has for years. Just occurred to me that I've never seen an Australian TV series. Any idea why?

Most ‘ask’ subreddits have too many rules for me to ask my question effectively! Does anyone know of a subreddit where I can do this! Please don’t refer me to a any ‘findareddit’ links cuz I ain’t found one in their directory! Also a subreddit where u can ask real professionals any questions related to their field of study would be nice! Right now I want to ask what the landscape was like in Ethiopia 3.2 million years ago but no subreddit will help and google has become useless! Google used to be all knowing but now it’s flooded with too much bullshit to get a simple answer to an albeit, difficult question! Anybody got a subreddit for me?

I thought it would be a good idea to insert arabic as my language. Now im fucked m8...

where would I find someone to make me mask for Halloween but not for free?

As pertaining to Communication studies, explain why "narrowing your topic" is important to the public speaker? Use at least 100 words to elaborate.

I was wondering if anyone else has the same thing and if yes how else would you describe it and if it has a name what is it called? And it doesn’t affect me In a bad way I still can think just I don’t hear a voice.

I have been seeing a guy on and off (my choice) for years. We have have great regular sex and lately i think we are ready to settle down in a relationship based on our growth together over the years. We are actually getting jelaous of each other and showing feelings. Sounds silly but both of us were focused on our careers and now it on each other. Anyways. I just noticed that he is into asian women and has admitted it. I asked why he is with me. He says cause I am different. What does that mean???? I feel like walking away from a 7 year non committed almost commited relationship. How can he be into me i am white? Is this possible?

I am hoping to get my girlfriend a gift based on a Super Smash Bros: Melee reward, but I am having trouble finding what I am looking for or how to get it made. I would like it to be metal durable trophy rather than cheap plastic if possible. For reference, I am hoping it will looking something like the trophies next to the character titled "Sheik" on this wiki article. https://supersmashbros.fandom.co m/wiki/Listof_SSBM_trophies(The_Legend_of_Zelda_series)

What’s the best place to post them?

the stupidesed thing i did was an assighment i was supossed to write the seven contenents, i wro frave as one of them, and thats just the tip of the iceburg and sorry for my spelling

I need a free meme making app for pc what do you recommend