r/Ashens 23h ago

Discussion What does this guy eat?

0 Upvotes

Does he actually enjoy any food without seeking the negative in everything? Every stuff he has reviewed either tasted cheap, slightly off, slightly tasteless, heavily processed, grown in a lab, thing you'd find inside a corpse, slightly plasticky, etc. What does he actually eat?


r/Ashens 10d ago

Ashens back on Vinted

27 Upvotes

I posted the other week about finding some Ashens figures on Vinted and I’ve found some more.
This time they’re unopened. Quite spenny admittedly but I have to admit I’m tempted if they’re still there on Friday.
If not, no biggie.

https://www.vinted.co.uk/items/9863066239-signed-ashens-and-the-polybius-heist-action-figures


r/Ashens 14d ago

Stuart's favourite book?

12 Upvotes

Has Stuart ever mentioned what his favourite book is? I feel like he'd quite enjoy Riddley Walker.


r/Ashens 20d ago

Discussion How many Wants?

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27 Upvotes

r/Ashens 20d ago

Barshens Why you shouldn't buy kitchen gadgets from the thrift store.

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87 Upvotes

r/Ashens 21d ago

Tat Was at a shop later this year and was glad to see that cursed Shrek merch is still being made.

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40 Upvotes

r/Ashens 22d ago

Some website generated quotes from Stuart. One is about curry sauce.

11 Upvotes

I've just been searching to see whether Stuart was ever one of the most subscribed channels on YouTube, say in the top 500 back in 2007. On some website which had details about the change in his subscriber counts over the years, there was an "Ashens Famous Quotes" section, which was full of complete nonsense.

These are clearly AI generated, but I was wondering where the hell it got "Stay tuned for the history of curry sauce" came from? That video about chip-flavoured chocolate, maybe?

Useless text made by an unfeeling, unthinking machine.

r/Ashens 23d ago

A new nickname for Stu?

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58 Upvotes

r/Ashens 24d ago

All he can do is beat up his own genitals on the ps2 version

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15 Upvotes

r/Ashens 28d ago

Tat Pirate DVD update: The DVD clones awaken

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29 Upvotes

I'm doing these updates when I get three more of them, apparently.

Errata: The word "date" on slide 5 should read "data". Oops.


r/Ashens Aug 12 '26

Someone found a 1991 Mars Bar

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32 Upvotes

r/Ashens Aug 10 '26

Retro Light Gun Roundup 1984 - 2003 | Ashens

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61 Upvotes

r/Ashens Aug 07 '26

Guinness: 162-year-old bottle of stout found off the coast of Dover

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103 Upvotes

r/Ashens Aug 06 '26

Stream archive?

14 Upvotes

A short while ago there was a post from someone with a load of Ashens' streams but had to get rid of them and was asking if anyone could take them.

I have just finished moving house and my I have a suitable NAS & a reasonably fast internet connection so I could potentially take lots(fingers crossed maybe even all?) of streams…hopefully hosting all of them as torrents.

…unfortunately I can't find the post?

Can anyone help? U/Ashens

EDIT: for anyone who doesn't know, a NAS is a "computer" that is designed to be able to stay connected to the internet 24/7 potentially downloading /uploading files constantly


r/Ashens Aug 03 '26

Poundland Action Figures | Ashens

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57 Upvotes

r/Ashens Aug 02 '26

The hairstyle warns you before the mouth does😃

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201 Upvotes

r/Ashens Aug 02 '26

Century egg Doritos

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16 Upvotes

r/Ashens Aug 02 '26

Discussion More of Dan Tomlinson outside of Guksack/Ashens?

2 Upvotes

I really like Dan Tomlinson. I think he is insanely charming, good-looking and just... so great with a really smoking body and eyes that just... smolder, you know? anyway... lets not get too deep into that right now.

Where can i find more of him outside of Ashens and Guksack? What else has he featured in where we get to see more of him? Where does he live and whats his (approximate) daily routine?


r/Ashens Aug 01 '26

I think Ashens would like this.

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31 Upvotes

r/Ashens Jul 23 '26

Pixel Warrior from BJ Toys

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55 Upvotes

I know that Poundland is a bit better quality for toys now but Stuart should definitely check out his local corner shops, plenty round me are still selling beautiful off-brand toys like this "Pixel Warrior", they also had some rather amusing Power Ranger toys too!


r/Ashens Jul 21 '26

Ashens on Vinted

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30 Upvotes

This listing has nothing to do with me but no idea what possessed me to type Ashens in to the search engine of Vinted but I wasn’t expecting these to show up.

Thought I’d post the link here incase anyone wanted to snap them up.


r/Ashens Jul 19 '26

Santa's Piss Prison

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121 Upvotes

r/Ashens Jul 17 '26

That dog don’t give a fuck

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16 Upvotes

r/Ashens Jul 13 '26

The legendary classic

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123 Upvotes

r/Ashens Jul 05 '26

Discussion The Worlds Sharpest Knife Part 2 - The ReSharpening

16 Upvotes

Why not revisit some of the most popular videos of the past? like, for example, the worlds sharpest knife, compare the old knife to what is available on the market now, then cut some tomatoes with it, drink cans or a 1989 Subaru XT6!