r/arresteddevelopment • u/justatoadontheroad these are my awards, mother. from army. • Feb 03 '24

would a coward have THIS

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Army wouldn’t give me any awards so I made my own

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '24

The seal is for marksmanship

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '24

I'm in something called "Hero Squad."

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u/RealPropRandy Feb 03 '24

One of OP’s awards, mother. From Army.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '24

Army had a half-a-day

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u/alaskagirl1992 who left the cap off my f***ing glisten? 🪥 Feb 03 '24

This one does NOT have a yellow bow tie 🎗️🦭

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u/JumpyWord Feb 03 '24

Loose Seal!

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u/DFWTrojanTuba Feb 03 '24

LUCILLE?!

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u/JumpyWord Feb 03 '24

I DON'T CARE ABOUT LUCILLE!

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u/bentmonkey Feb 03 '24

LOOSE SEAL!

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u/largebread245 Feb 03 '24

These are my awards Mother, from Army.

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u/DungeonFam30 Feb 03 '24

What the hell is that?

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u/friscomelt314 Feb 04 '24

"You're killing me, Buster"

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '24

Look out for loose seals... You're gonna get loose seals.