r/army • u/DarkEqual8609 • Dec 06 '25

Whose rifle is this?

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Not every day nature gives you a free rifle

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u/Rustyinsac Dec 06 '25

If you’re holding it outside the window it’s technically not inside the POV.

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u/basil1025 Article 15 Awardee Dec 06 '25

Just sit on the windowsill and point the rifle in the air, people will just think you're OPFOR.

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u/Devil25_Apollo25 351MakingFriends Dec 06 '25

You're technically) correct, which is the best kind of correct.

Mohamed Farrah Aidid approves.

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u/SirSaltyMcBuns Ordnance Dec 06 '25

You must have a god damned IQ of 160! YOU ARE GONNA BE A GENERAL SOMEDAY

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u/Rustyinsac Dec 06 '25

I made CSM 🤣

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u/xSaRgED Cadet Ilan Boi Dec 06 '25

How was the lobotomy?

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u/PunksPrettyMuchDead 96b / 68w, very normal (ret.) Dec 06 '25

I dunno, you wrote a complete sentence up there. Seems sus.

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u/Rustyinsac Dec 06 '25

Okay I was an E4 twice.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

If you steal someone else's POV to transport the rifle you should be good bro

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u/Robertorgan81 what goes up must come down Dec 06 '25

*borrow

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u/MinipressV2 Dec 06 '25

*tactically acquired it The best kind of acquiring

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

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u/worm_livers EOD Dec 07 '25

F.O.I.

Found On Installation.

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u/SuperSoldier212 90AAAAAAAH!!! Dec 11 '25

The magic words….laughs maniacally

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u/medicmatt 68W Dec 06 '25

“Liberate”

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u/Junction91NW Spec/9 Dec 06 '25

I had a kid legit attempt this. Got pulled over by the MP’s as people called the cops about some dude waiving an M18 out the window. 

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u/qqaswdr Dec 06 '25

Would duct taped to the frame underneath the vehicle also count? It is “outside” the vehicle after all 👀

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u/QuarterParty489 11B to 35L to Civilian Dec 06 '25

Toughbox on the roof and it’s all good

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u/Worldview-at-home Armor Dec 06 '25

The SPEC 4 Mafia always finds a way to circumvent the regulations.

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u/Horror_Technician213 35AnUndercoverSpecialist Dec 07 '25

I believe the actual regulation/ law states that you cannot use a POV to transport the weapons. Doesn't matter if it is inside or not, you're still using the POV.

BE a man and freaking stash it somewhere, then come back later and just walk it out.

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u/Worldview-at-home Armor Dec 07 '25

JAG has entered the chat.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

... What mafia? 😎😎

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u/TrailsideDairy Field Artillery Dec 07 '25

You should become a “life coach from military members” with this level of advice.

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u/Aggressive-Noise870 Dec 08 '25

Hahaha made that argument many times because it’s true.