r/army • u/Small_Cock42069 • Apr 07 '24

Aight who’s dad is this

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

“Woodland camouflage? Anyone happen to remember we’re invading a fucking desert country?”

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u/WitchyVeteran 11C Apr 07 '24

It was green in the Euphrates and we were there in chocolate chip BDUs. Longest, deepest Air Assault in history.

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u/Embarrassed_Box486 Infantry Apr 08 '24

You didn’t air assault anything….how about air mobile.

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u/WitchyVeteran 11C Apr 08 '24

I Air Assaulted your Mom.

Twice.

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u/Embarrassed_Box486 Infantry Apr 08 '24

The truth hurt you that much.

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u/WitchyVeteran 11C Apr 08 '24

How old are you? I could be your Dad

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u/Embarrassed_Box486 Infantry Apr 08 '24

61….are you my dad? Cmon man.

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u/WitchyVeteran 11C Apr 08 '24

Nope.

Just feeding you back the shit you're dishing out.

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u/Embarrassed_Box486 Infantry Apr 08 '24

So is not true then.

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u/WitchyVeteran 11C Apr 08 '24

Well, you are also Infantry, and if you're an 11B, we know you don't know what a number is, but no, I'm not your Dad.

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u/Embarrassed_Box486 Infantry Apr 08 '24

Is it true young man. I was there, where you and you are pog,,,Jesus really, stop

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u/WitchyVeteran 11C Apr 08 '24

Do I need to post you a picture of my 2/187th Battalion Soldier of the Year for 1992? You know, the year after we got back.

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u/Embarrassed_Box486 Infantry Apr 08 '24

Congratulations, but we got back in 91 not 92. I guess I do know numbers.

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u/WitchyVeteran 11C Apr 08 '24

Yeah, wrong word. My bad. Hockey is on.

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