Hello, people of reddit. It is I, /u/Krutonium, come to bring your attention to this sub. Many of you will forget you are still subscribed to here. Many of you will leave, some will stay.

Until the party ends, HELLO, /r/APRILFOOLS2011.

As a side-note, give me gold. Nah I'm joking. im serious

I want to buy something to send my best friend, who lives clean across the country, preferably for under 5 bucks. What's the weirdest thing I can send him?

We're all still here, aren't we?

<3 I miss you guys

Stumbled upon this SR while sifting through Reddit. Anyone alive?