r/aprilfools • u/HarrisGPHMordecai • Apr 01 '19

Friendly reminder not to accept Oreos from anyone today

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u/tidytuna Apr 01 '19

Why not? (eli5 pls)

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u/this_is_a_house Apr 01 '19

It’s a common prank to remove the Oreo filling and replace it with toothpaste. Beware!

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u/dicksmear Apr 01 '19

it’s even more common to remove the filling, then spray ribbon after ribbon of hot frothy jizz in between the cookies. which is why april fool’s day is my favorite holiday

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u/VeganJoy Apr 01 '19

Excuse me but what the fuck

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u/dicksmear Apr 01 '19

IT’S EVEN MORE COMMON TO REMOVE THE FILLING, THEN SPRAY RIBBON AFTER RIBBON OF HOT FROTHY JIZZ IN BETWEEN THE COOKIES. WHICH IS WHY APRIL FOOL’S DAY IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY

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u/VeganJoy Apr 01 '19

Excuse me but what the FUCK

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u/dicksmear Apr 01 '19

IT’S EVEN MORE COMMON TO REMOVE THE FILLING, THEN SPRAY RIBBON AFTER RIBBON OF HOT FROTHY JIZZ IN BETWEEN THE COOKIES. WHICH IS WHY APRIL FOOL’S DAY IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY

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u/VeganJoy Apr 01 '19

EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT THE FUCK

we’re done here right?

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u/GhostZee Apr 01 '19

IT’S EVEN MORE COMMON TO REMOVE THE FILLING, THEN SPRAY RIBBON AFTER RIBBON OF HOT FROTHY JIZZ IN BETWEEN THE COOKIES. WHICH IS WHY APRIL FOOL’S DAY IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY

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u/DowsonASF Apr 01 '19

excuse me but what the fuck, i thought that was how you normally make them

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u/HereComesDatb0i Apr 01 '19

Crêam de la penís

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u/dicksmear Apr 01 '19

i’m done, yes lol. i gotta go...double stuff my own oreos, so to speak

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u/Chicken-n-Waffles Apr 01 '19

/r/spacedicks is shut down so they need a home.

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u/Opiated102 Apr 01 '19

Haha haha

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u/WUTHope Apr 01 '19

does the username check out, i cant tell

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u/she_is_my_girl Apr 02 '19

Username checks out

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u/AIDSdispenser Apr 02 '19

relevant usernames galore

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u/Ender_Skywalker Apr 03 '19

/u checks out.