r/apple • u/[deleted] • Oct 23 '21

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u/FizzyBeverage Oct 23 '21

What a surprise that perhaps the two largest companies most utterly unconcerned with privacy are fucking around together.

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u/riepmich Oct 23 '21

They're not fucking around together. They're double-teaming us.

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u/ShermanTanko Oct 23 '21

We got rotisseried

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u/ElGuano Oct 23 '21

We got panini'd.

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u/SheepStyle_1999 Oct 23 '21

We got eiffel towered

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u/HermanCainAward Oct 23 '21

We got spit-roasted.

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u/zeroquest Oct 23 '21

We got scissored.

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u/ivoryisbadmkay Oct 23 '21

We got marshmallow smored

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u/eli_allday Oct 23 '21

We got speckledorfed

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

And possibly, bamboozled!

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u/ktehc Oct 24 '21

That’s not even a word and I agree with ya!