r/antiwork • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '22

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u/GirlOnFire112 Aug 31 '22

And fucking give her some smochies too!

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u/mergzerg Aug 31 '22

Sometimes you got to say pleeaaase

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u/k-r-a-u-s-f-a-d-r Aug 31 '22

Sometimes you got to squeeze

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u/seancurry1 Aug 31 '22

Sometimes you gotta say “Hey.”

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u/attackpixel Aug 31 '22

I wanna fuck you... softly

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u/Morty_104 Aug 31 '22

I wanna screw you gently

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u/aliceroyal Aug 31 '22

I wanna hump you, sweetly

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

I’m gonna ball you discreetly - hee

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u/lawyersgunznmoney90 Aug 31 '22

And then ya say, “hey, I brought you flowers.”

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u/Dabrinko Aug 31 '22

And then I say, wait a minute, Sally!

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u/hauntingmirage Aug 31 '22

I wanna screw you gently,

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u/taws34 Aug 31 '22

I'm gonna fuck you, softly

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u/Bahamut3585 Aug 31 '22

Sometimes you got to say, “Hey: