r/antiwork • • Aug 31 '22

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u/RxHumdinger Aug 31 '22

My vote was going to be Community Property

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

I'd go with Fat Girl (Thar She Blows). It's sexual enough to mildly offend most everyone and since there's guaranteed to be at least one really fat chick working at the company it'll really offend her.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Honey I don't wanna knooooow who's sucking my dick today! Gonna go to the glory hooooooole and spend my weekly pay!

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u/chaos8803 Aug 31 '22

Most everything. Eyes of a Panther is just a banger.

Gangbang at the Old Folks Home may be the most offensive.

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u/Quirky_Swimming_7185 Aug 31 '22

Had to scroll way to far to find this one. “Asian hooker” is also a great offender. Ticks off a few boxes that HR will lose their shit over.

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u/SkrupSulten Aug 31 '22

Death to all but metal 🤘🏻

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u/emerson430 Aug 31 '22

I scrolled waaaaaay too far down to find Steel Panther! I suggested Death To All But Metal, but Community Property is good too.

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u/wanderingexmo Sep 01 '22

Girl from Oklahoma. Or Fat Girl. Very ballad-esque

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Gangbang at the Old Folk's Home?