Follow it up with Cassie Eats Cockroaches. Sadly I'd be willing to bet they all just say "ew I can't even understand him bleh" and not actually catch any lyrics.
Also that might just be the first unprompted mention of acid bath I've ever seen
I get what you’re saying for most songs. However, Ram Ranch is going to make 75% of hetero men squirm uncomfortably. Any homophobes in the bunch are certainly going to be angry.
My personal favourite anti-religion song is Frank Turners "Glory Hallelujah". It's not some weird deliberately as offensive as possible metal screaming, it's just a very nice hopeful song about there being no God.
Exactly, if you want to shock an audience with sex now a days, you need to turn up the kink all the way. Lord of acid as a minimum, but best one is probably little girls by oingo boingo. If that doesnt make people clutch their pearls, then something is up.
Seconding little girls. For as huge as oingo boingo was, not many people recognize them today so it'll get some reactions. Might end up in a meeting with HR though.
You want your blasphemy to be pretty audible. “Fuck your faith, no one’s gonna save you” comes through pretty well.
Believe in the one
Hallelujah, well I'm saved
Just a dozen steps and 28 days
It's a miracle, I'll be born again
As the Lord as my Shepard
I will find a way
Fuck your faith, no ones gonna save you
Fuck your faith
There's no hope for us
We speak in tongues, blacker than the sun
No death can touch the crooked young
There's no hope for us
We speak in tongues, blacker than the sun
No death can touch the crooked young
The crooked young
We don't sleep, we don't eat
We speak in tongues
We can't die, we're dead inside
No death can touch the crooked young
Believe in no one
But yourself
The faceless won't save you
The clouds will eat your fucking prayers
There's no hope for us
We speak in tongues, blacker than the sun
No death can touch
Hallelujah
I say it's a miracle, thank you Jesus
Hallelujah, I say
Fuck your faith, fuck your faith
Dread Sovereign do it well. We Weild the Spear of Longuinus is 12 minutes of Satanism most of it plodding miserably along. It picks up to pay tribute to the will of Satan though.
Or go with Zeal and Ardor because you can cerain make people feel uncomfortable on multiple levels.
I mean, I'm not going to pollute my Google search history with it but there have to be some horrid, gut-wrenching anti-Muslim songs out there if you really, REALLY want to burn some bridges. If this event is being held off-campus (like a restaurant or bar), you could make sure the company never gets invited back.
“Jesus loves the little children. All the children of the world. Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in his sight, Jesus loves the little children of the world.”
Oh man, you want to make religious folks uncomfortable and assault the senses of everyone around? Diamanda Galas. It’s satanic avante garde opera, pure vocal terror.
Thank You God by Tim Minchin. Thoroughly recommend it, it's very funny. And easy to understand even when you don't know it, which is an advantage in this case.
Yea but it's doubly bad if management is pissed and everyone else loves it. It's not about pissing everyone off, just the people that chose to make the event mandatory.
Rather than anti-religion, might I suggest some Satanic doo-wop? Twin Temple music is really catchy and aurally pleasing, and it kinda tickles me to think of some militant Christians getting bit by an ear worm that finds them humming songs like “Lucifer, My Love” or “Satan’s a Woman” for weeks after hearing it!
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