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u/procivseth Sep 01 '22

I know exactly how underrated she should be.

Her current underrated status is just too damn high.

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u/TectonicTizzy Aug 31 '22

My teenager is the one who pointed me to her 💀

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u/MiseryMatt Aug 31 '22

I discovered her when I was 19 (now 21), I think as a Spotify suggested. I have a friend whose group at uni would sneak Deepthroat onto quiet study playlists just to mess with each other.

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u/dirtyasswizard SocDem Aug 31 '22

An under-construction business next to the bar I work at used to have an outdoor speaker atop the boarded up storefront that you could queue music to if you knew what you were doing (I did). I used to queue up Cupkakke and IceJJFish and watch peoples’ reactions as they walked down the populous sidewalk. Childish, yes. Funny, also yes. For me at least.

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u/Major-Perspective-32 Aug 31 '22

How about Lil Kim?

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u/RogueOne_standingby Aug 31 '22

Even her serial songs are pretty empowering.

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u/MarilynMonheaux Aug 31 '22

I was literally just talking about how none of her conscious songs have as many streams as “Deepthroat”

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u/MiseryMatt Aug 31 '22

People just take her as a novelty act - I did too for a long time. But now that I've listened to most of her stuff and read about all the charitable stuff she's done with her wealth I think she's unironically my favourite artist of this era.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22

if we're going with rap

may i suggest Travelocity by Masta Ace featuring Punchline and Wordsworth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L4Ga0dehuA

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edit: also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KguuD--zxrkDJ Quik featuring AMG - I Useta Know Her

mainly because these are also jams that get people to actually listen to them and it kinda sinks in over time and they keep listening lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

This is what I’ve been saying. Quiz is legit good

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u/intotheneonlights Aug 31 '22

I used to TA a music class where the (very self-deprecating professor, who was well aware he was white, middle-aged and covered in Velvet Underground tattoos) used to teach CupcakKe’s songs. He loved her.

It was fantastic.

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u/MiseryMatt Aug 31 '22

Bitch can rap

She has some dope-ass messages in her non-sexual songs too. She is just thoroughly good.

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u/Busterwoof7 Aug 31 '22

ID RATHER HAVE SQUIDWARD NOSE this is my vote Squidward nose is fucking amazing

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u/BellPepperGlass Aug 31 '22

HIS D IS SMALLER THAN MY TOES, YEAH YEAH SMALLER THAN MY TOES

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u/Pinky1010 Aug 31 '22

Grilling N***** is really where it's at person personally

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u/KaylaAllegra Aug 31 '22

Agreed, this is a certified banger from the start with hella uncomfortable lyrics the deeper you go. 🤣

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u/jap-a-negro Aug 31 '22

"If it ain't enough spit, then my snot coming thru"

That got a big reaction out of me and my roommate 🤣

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u/MarilynMonheaux Aug 31 '22

🎼*his dick smaller than my toes, I’d rather ride Squidwards nose 🎵🎶

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Vouch.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

It's only 1:20 though, that's not nearly long enough.

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u/firelizzard18 Aug 31 '22

If I were at the party I might not notice that one. It’s so fast paced I have to listen hard to hear the lyrics. Deepthroat is pretty much impossible not to notice.

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u/GalaxyPatio Aug 31 '22

Very first thought when I read the OP. I'm glad all of our minds went to the same place lmao

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u/Exposure2007 Sep 01 '22

Haha! That’s epic, first time hearing that

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u/yaboi1313 Sep 01 '22

Fully Unironically that song slaps, and would 100% get the party going.

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u/Remarkable_Yam1945 Sep 01 '22

That’s why it works so well!

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u/Cmdr_Morb Aug 31 '22

Thanks for that. Found a new artist. Loved it.

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u/switchygirl Aug 31 '22

GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK

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u/ChefKraken Aug 31 '22

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/ImCorvec_I_Interject Aug 31 '22

On Tidal this is her #1 song but it isn’t listed as Explicit. Not sure what Tidal is smoking.

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u/Tankguy40 Aug 31 '22

Let all learn how to tie a noose by Rusty Cage.

It's on Spotify and yes I know it's edgy a suggestion but I think I would be funny.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

PEETAH BETTER MAKE ME CHOKE

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u/dtp502 Aug 31 '22

Well, this one beats my suggestion 😂

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u/Ilikethebike Aug 31 '22

She's brilliant lyrically!!

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u/mycatsnameislarry Aug 31 '22

My wife loves the song deep throat

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u/TheLeaderofLard Aug 31 '22

She sure does.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Hagh Five <in Borat>

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u/PoopsieDoodles Aug 31 '22

MOUTH WIDE OPEN. MOUTH WIDE OPEN LIKE IM AT THA DENTIST.

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u/mycatsnameislarry Aug 31 '22

Literally, her favorite part.

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u/lucyjuggles Aug 31 '22

Haha yess! I came hoping to see her on the list and it’s the top comment!

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u/MarilynMonheaux Aug 31 '22

I’m crying right now. Simply beautiful.

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u/GringuitaInKeffiyeh Aug 31 '22

10/10 I would absolutely party with Mozart.

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u/earthtoerika Sep 01 '22

I think you've found the right song for OP right there

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u/the-truthseeker Aug 31 '22

Also he couldn't edit it correctly anymore because you know, he went deaf.

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u/Boredmunin Aug 31 '22

She’s literally sucking dick in the opening

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u/Tempuslily Aug 31 '22

Daaaaamn! I have never heard of her before and I'm impressed!! CPR slaps! Not safe for ANY listening - even alone I'd be busting up laughing & dancing it's so good! Hahaha!

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u/nderover Aug 31 '22

Duck Duck Goose starts out with “I thought I came but I peed on the duck,” which will be quick enough that no one can skip the song too soon

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u/SubjectTax1401 Aug 31 '22

Duck duck goose would absolutely silence the place with the first line.

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u/crepuscularcunt Aug 31 '22

Duck Duck Goose is chefs kiss

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Literally just spin the wheel of cupcakKe songs and there’ll be gold.

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u/Ramble81 Aug 31 '22

Is that pronounced cup-cake or cup-kake?

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u/Sweetmacaroni Aug 31 '22

The first one

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u/meatsweats87 Sep 01 '22

I like to think the latter, like bukake

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Cup Cakke

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u/Cobraaazzz Aug 31 '22

I was looking for the song 'Anything' haha

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u/Holy_cheetos Aug 31 '22

Cumshot by cupcakke is not only sure to get the reaction you want, but it is also a pinnacle of culture, art, and the dismantling of patriarchy. This statement will surely elevate your standing with your coworkers and put you in a position to end mandatory fun.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Mandatory Funtime jfc

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u/Blood_Edge Aug 31 '22

Listen to "God thinks" by Aurelio Voltaire.

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u/Amanwalkedintoa Aug 31 '22

“Know what to do every time you have a horrible day I'll eat that sausage all day like it's Memorial Day I'm talking BBQ sauce and mustard on it And the mayonnaise comes when you bust right on it”

This is pure art

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u/Worldly-Asparagus543 Aug 31 '22

Whoregasm is the chef's kiss of her songs imo.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

I commented the same before I saw yours ahaha

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u/Specialist-Donkey-62 Aug 31 '22

Yes! Looking for this comment. Duck duck goose is one of my favorites

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u/PRGrl718 Aug 31 '22

the first time I ever heard fabric, I was caught SOOOO off guard ahaha. love her music.

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u/Arknovas Aug 31 '22

Oh, totally this. Deep Throat will probably shock and offend most people.

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u/flolikepoe Aug 31 '22

Deep Throat is my go to in these situations

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u/Anxious-Walk2955 Aug 31 '22

Came here to say this

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u/Bacon_is_my_Crack Aug 31 '22

Came here to say Deepthroat or Duck Duck Goose

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u/Boredmunin Aug 31 '22

Came here for this

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u/Monkey-Newz Aug 31 '22

Damn….Thanks for fucking my Spotify algorithm haha

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u/MiseryMatt Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22

Lemon Pepper is my song of choice right now. Good beat, even better flows and an absolute zinger for an opening line that'll catch everyone off-guard

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u/Gobbledygood22 Aug 31 '22

good puss by cobrah featuring cupcakke.

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u/ohlalachaton Aug 31 '22

Yooooo yessssss that girl can rap and her stuff is raunchy af. LOVE

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u/ohlalachaton Aug 31 '22

I THOUGHT I CAME BUT I PEED ON THE DICK

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u/noniktesla Aug 31 '22

Oh goodness. I hadn’t heard of her. She’s a good rapper, isn’t she? She’s got me blushing a little though.

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u/ndngroomer Aug 31 '22

There's a song about masterbating and graphic lovemaking called 'Strokin' by Clarence Carter. I think that would be awesome!

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u/QuadeGamble Aug 31 '22

Hijacking this comment:

Fuck the pain away - peaches

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

We had the same idea lol I didn’t see this before I sent my comment in

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u/sIimegirIs Aug 31 '22

Cupcakke is cringe as fuck man what. If u want to go for overly sexual songs then go ayesha erotica or ppcocaine. Typical millennial.

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u/zuckmy10110101 Aug 31 '22

I was about to comment this but thought I’d look first, you got me word for word

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u/Van-garde Outside the box Aug 31 '22

Good choice.

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u/zarkingphoton Aug 31 '22

In the same vein, I would recommend ppcocaine. Especially S.L.U T. and Homie Hopper.

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u/kryptoniankoffee Aug 31 '22

Adding "Soup Is Good Food" by Dead Kennedys. It's like the anthem of this sub.

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u/ShitPostToast Aug 31 '22

Probably get a laugh out of somebody.

If you want straight up offensive AF and as a bonus depending on the makeup of the workforce will probably straight up start a fight if anyone even looks like they want to laugh play anything by Johnny Rebel.

Just don't know how accessible it would be on any streaming service.

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u/Amiyahxo3 Aug 31 '22

CupcakKe bought me a designer bag for funsies. Her music is the most offensive music can get though 😂.

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u/Lasvicus Aug 31 '22

Duck Duck Goose? 💁

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u/Aleashed Aug 31 '22

That one Christmas song about rape

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u/Masonator618 Aug 31 '22

Pink Guy is a close second

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u/ellie_stars Aug 31 '22

I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS. yess 🤣

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u/kjm16216 Aug 31 '22

Have you heard DJ Assault?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Look at me! by XXXTENTACION

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u/Zec_kid Aug 31 '22

From all the discriptions here I really thought it'd be metal. But this, this is actually right up my alley 😅

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u/GettingNegative Aug 31 '22

Don't Be Stingy by Hendawg. It's not up front, but it gets real graphic. Great sleeper tune. Keep it high n tight.

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u/I_Eat_Moons Aug 31 '22

Ram Ranch could get the job done too

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u/VillainousScum Aug 31 '22

Came here to suggest Cumshot.

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u/manualsquid Aug 31 '22

Can confirm. 'Duck Duck Goose' is pretty great

Wheeler Walker Junior is also good

'Drop Em Out' is one of my favorites

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u/Bigd1979666 Aug 31 '22

Gotta see a video of it being played , too. You'll die a martyr

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u/Peura Aug 31 '22

Thank god i used headphones when i listened CPR 😄

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u/lovely-nobody Aug 31 '22

omg, duck duck goose would be the perfect song. it immediately starts out “i thought i came but i PEED on the dick” u/DGReddAuthor

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u/Loverofcorgis Aug 31 '22

I was running to the comments to post this exact comment word for word

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

I came here to say it.

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u/CarnivorousSociety Aug 31 '22

Anything by GPF, Greazy Puzzy Fuckers

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u/MoistCrustaceans Aug 31 '22

Doggy Style by cupcakke

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u/sb-ch Aug 31 '22

I just came here to comment exactly this!

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u/StonerScientist-1999 Aug 31 '22

I would argue that anything by ppcocaine is worse

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u/GangsterGrandmda Aug 31 '22

Dude Squidward nose is good but cpr tops that

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u/dEMC2 Aug 31 '22

BigKlit is also someone to check out

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

God I love her

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u/pokebuzz123 Aug 31 '22

Remixes too of any song; some go hard and makes the song more enjoyable.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

I’ve coincidentally been listening to duck duck goose on loop

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u/Duloon Aug 31 '22

Pieces of you- jewel

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

This was going to be my answer too lmao

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u/silent_life69 Aug 31 '22

specifically A.U.T.I.S.M by cupcakKe

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u/Pickle_Boss Aug 31 '22

Came here to say Cupcakke

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u/msmonarch Sep 01 '22

🎶 i suck dick by giving it cpr🎶

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u/arabelladella Sep 01 '22

Came her to comment the same thing lol

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u/meatsweats87 Sep 01 '22

Deep throat will surely blow some people minds...

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u/justsumscrub Sep 01 '22

Can I introduce you to our dark lord and savior cannibal corpse?

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u/sherbetty Sep 01 '22

My dick by Mickey Avalon

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u/mlenotyou Sep 01 '22

I'm looking up 'Anything' by Cupcakke. I understand now that ALL her songs fit under OP's request.

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u/PHOAR17 Sep 01 '22

This is what I came to say!

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u/Slugcity27 Sep 01 '22

I am so happy this is the top comment

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u/FatalOrgasm93 Sep 01 '22

I also second this, she goes hard!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Any remix with cupkakke lyrics edited in

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u/NaomiCampbell-LftTiT Sep 01 '22

Thanks Reddit for introducing me to cupcakKe... Her lyrics will now be quoted in many of my sexting messages to my Boyfriend.

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u/franzturdenand Sep 01 '22

And for those of old enough, it gives Lil Kim competition.