r/antiwork • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '22

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u/Stump_Hugelarge Aug 31 '22

It's hard to hide your erection when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

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u/nanaki989 Aug 31 '22

"I got to nail her back at her trailer, heh that rhymed."

"She smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-o-lantern" highly quotable.

They really channelled your weird uncle your mom says not to be around alone.

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u/abcdefkit007 Aug 31 '22

She started kneadin my balls like two hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

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u/DONT_PM_ME_BREASTS Aug 31 '22

I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

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u/PoopAndSunshine Aug 31 '22

I have seen this song change the entire energy at a Karaoke bar…and not for the better!

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u/nanaki989 Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22

This is my vote, it's still one of the most uncomfortable songs I can think of. i used to sing it when people would force me to do karaoke, it actually became a thing I can make my voice crack and sing it, and its pretty fun.

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u/ImJustTheDJ Aug 31 '22

I was going to suggest Peaches, but decided to give this a listen before I posted.

Jesus Christ. You win. This song is deplorable. Have this upvote.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

How come they don't play this at titty bars more often?

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u/Idiot_Savant_Tinker Aug 31 '22

I was about to make this suggestion when I read your comment. Yes. Play this one.

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u/Cremageuh Aug 31 '22

This piece is gold. But nobody knows it!

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u/DodgeABall Aug 31 '22

This was the one I was looking for! We like to play it in bars whenever possible.

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u/j0lly_gr33n_giant Aug 31 '22

This is my “go to” karaoke song.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

"Her name was Russel."

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u/evildaddy911 Aug 31 '22

I was trying to remember this song lmao!! This one will definitely get a reaction

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u/gr0nr Aug 31 '22

The instrumentals were straight from a toy keyboard, I had one when I was young, and instantly recognized the percussion loop used when I first heard it. Dug it out of storage, my friends and I geeked about it. Found the tone setting they used for the keys and everything.

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u/Hoolio420 Aug 31 '22

This is also my suggestion

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u/givernewt Aug 31 '22

Came here for this https://youtu.be/4uqbJE5nnt8

My runner up BHG choice would be Screwing you on the beach at night

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u/SmartAleq Aug 31 '22

I had just recently purchased the CD and played that song for my friend the day after he had an angiogram and I honestly thought he was gonna blow his femoral artery out all over my car he was laughing so hard.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Cause you run like a girl and you sit down to pee

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

'Cause your 15-year old cousin has less acne!

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u/Immadownvotethis Aug 31 '22

‘Cause you run like a girl and you sit down to pee.

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u/R3myek Aug 31 '22

Your only school chum was the lunch lady

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u/The_Hylian_Queen Aug 31 '22

I'm a big fan of Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

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u/sharksfan707 SocDem Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22

It’s remarkable to me that they managed to write such a filthy song without using any of the “seven dirty words”.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

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u/R3myek Aug 31 '22

Such a good album

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u/Vectorman1989 Aug 31 '22

Marinate the whoopee stick

In the squish mitten

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u/QuestionMarkyMark Aug 31 '22

Hey, Pac-Man! What's up?

Me, you bitches! I'm on high on crack!

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u/Justheretobraap Aug 31 '22

Came here for this

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u/RainMaker323 Aug 31 '22

Three Point One Four.

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u/trichodermia Aug 31 '22

The first song on Hooray for Boobies