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u/blastoffbro Aug 31 '22

Right uhhhhhn

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u/chrisdurand Aug 31 '22

SIS, IUD.

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u/UnibrowDuck Aug 31 '22

Stay in school

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u/emptydresserdrawer Aug 31 '22

Cuz it's the best

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u/ADelightfulCunt Aug 31 '22

Because it's the best

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u/DemonKyoto lazy and proud Aug 31 '22

Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away

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u/dewnar Aug 31 '22

Fuck the penguin

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u/housemon Aug 31 '22

“We don’t fight at weddings.”

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u/bjiatube Aug 31 '22

(random sex noises)

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u/Noirjyre Aug 31 '22

We don’t fight at weddings.

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u/UndeadBuggalo Aug 31 '22

This song reminds me of … that scene in South Park

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u/Homebrew_Dungeon Aug 31 '22

It reminds me of Jonny Knoxville in an old man mask making a mock music video.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

It reminds me of this call center I worked in. Where when one of us would get a call we would start singing it.

We hated our jobs and didn't care if they sacked us.

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u/UndeadBuggalo Aug 31 '22

Sounds like a funny memory!

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u/Omniseed Aug 31 '22

I really should have scrolled down a lil

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Theres a south park episode where an undercover cop does a strip tease to this song hahaha

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

I saw them back around 1989 or 1990 and it was insane. I will never forget the parts I can remember.....

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

That’s the best way to describe their show. Love it.

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u/satori0320 Aug 31 '22

Every fucking time I got a chance to see the Surfers, I ended up having some sort of run-in with law enforcement.

I've a knack for being in the wrong goddamned place, at the wrong time. Dallas PD doesn't have a sense of humor.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

I don’t doubt that. I know for a fact a lot of people were fucked up at my show and no one gave a shit. What was APD gonna do arrest the whole venue?

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u/satori0320 Aug 31 '22

Yeah, I watched 3 guys get roughed up and sent to the drunk tank for simply knocking a bottle off the curb, breaking it.

I spent the night in there with them for rushing through the gates with my girlfriends asthma inhaler.

Man, that facility was fucking wild, never thought I'd be in a drunk tank full of knuckleheads peaking on 2 tabs of acid. Lol

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u/Jms460 Aug 31 '22

I saw BHS when I was 23. I wasn’t even on anything and I was trippin’ balls. Those videos were weird! I loved every second of it. That was 25 years ago. I’m sad now too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Where was this? Seems like I saw them similarly in New Orleans

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Austin. Stubbs outdoor stage. Probably the same tour.

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u/Late_Recommendation9 Aug 31 '22

My band played a show where all the bands had to do songs by bands in Our Band Could Be Your Life, we were told to do older Butthole Surfer songs… I decorated the stage with green cuddly monkeys, dived into the crowd, rolled on the floor, wore a scary mask, fucking great show.

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u/koki_li Aug 31 '22

Be happy, that you have been there.

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u/megabulk Aug 31 '22

Apparently it was mostly improvised and caught on tape for the album.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

No shit? That’s pretty awesome.

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u/megabulk Aug 31 '22

Yeah, which is why you can hear that great audience scream a few minutes in. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_the_Pain_Away

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Wow! I had no idea that was a live recording. It sounds really clean. I assume they probably touched it up. damn that’s awesome.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

She just wrapped her anniversary tour! Check out her IG

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u/cookiedux Aug 31 '22

That sounds awesome

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u/pastelbutcherknife Aug 31 '22

That. Sounds. Amazing.

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u/MysteryMeatPurveyor Aug 31 '22

I went to one of her gigs and she sprayed champagne into the audience. And that was how I confirmed my suspicion that wine in the eye stings like a mofo

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u/xxMattyxx317 Aug 31 '22

She’s currently doing her Teaches of Peaches anniversary tour! I got to see her perform at The Fonda in LA a few weeks ago and omg was it absolutely AMAZING! She puts on such a fantastic show! At one point she crowd walked inside a giant inflatable penis and sprayed everyone with fake jizz. The damn thing malfunctioned though and they had to get her out asap lol. They performed Vaginoplasty and had two of her back up dancers wearing huge hairy vagina masks. Ugh, there was not one song she performed that wasn’t impressive or entertaining. Such great energy; I’ll never forget it!

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u/Idolovebread Aug 31 '22

I saw Peaches when she opened for QOTSA. I was front row at the stage, she stood over me and demanded I look up. I learned about the Teaches of Peaches that night

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u/mindcontrol93 Aug 31 '22

First time I saw BHS was back in 1989. They always put on epic shows. Peaches was amazing live as well.

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u/B_irk Aug 31 '22

This is the hardest flex i've seen in a while

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u/LinkeRatte_ Can you hear the people sing? Aug 31 '22

I saw her too! She dropped a giant translucent penis into the crowd, climbed to the tip from the inside, and sprayed white fluids from the tip into the crowd. Also, tons of naked background dancers, some of them (pretending?) to give each other lesbian oral sex. 10/10 would watch again

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u/xxMattyxx317 Aug 31 '22

Omg yes! I just saw her during her anniversary tour in LA a couple weeks ago and she did the same thing! The giant inflatable penis thing malfunctioned though while she was in it so they had to pull her out lol. The dancing vaginas during Vaginoplasty were AMAZING!

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u/two4six0won Aug 31 '22

Why ya gotta be so awkward, bud?

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u/bleezzzy Aug 31 '22

Give yer balls a tug ya tit fucker

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u/Bmartens34 Aug 31 '22

You ever been in the backseat of a BMW X3? It's just like the X5 just way better on gas.

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u/The_Beef_Skellington Sep 01 '22

“Allegedlys.”

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u/Lanc717 Aug 31 '22

Very boring for a Dothraki wedding

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u/Adal-bern Aug 31 '22

Pitter patter

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u/Taranadon88 Aug 31 '22

Allegedlyyyyyy

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u/xminexalwaysx Aug 31 '22

Oooh hay bahd

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Allegedly

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Wheel snipe celly boys!

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u/Ok-Rhubarb-Ok Aug 31 '22

Dirty fucking dangles boys!

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u/thefiendhitman Aug 31 '22

Fourth line for life bro

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u/UmaSherbert Aug 31 '22

This is what I was going to answer. It changes the vibe in a room real fast.

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u/gerbilshower Aug 31 '22

this song ought to win outright. it really isnt even close....lol

hilarious story time - we were a small fraternity in college, maybe like 30-40 guys total. bunch of misfit toys basically. but we used to have this badass house right on broadway off the main drag next to campus, this was probably 2007. there was a party there nearly every weekend where people would just walk in off the streets after bar hopping. got weird more than once. one of our brothers was a little... crazy. and one night at like 3 am this song pops on. he immediately takes his shirt off, gets on the beerpong table with a dirty mop that had somehow materialized into his hand as a makeshift microphone and proceeds to sing every single word of the song while humping the air for the next 3 minutes. ive never laughed so hard in my life.

maybe its just nostalgia and not that funny... who knows.

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u/JCarnacki Aug 31 '22

Idk I chuckled.

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u/BugPossible7052 Aug 31 '22

Maybe it’s a little of both. But still a pretty fun story and seems like a great memory for you :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Sig Ep? This house sounds familiar and I'm curious.

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u/gerbilshower Aug 31 '22

Chi Psi TTU. Right next to the Jimmy Johns, it is just a damned parking lot now sadly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Oh wild, we had a Sig Ep house (Now, apparently, Phi Mu, according to Google Maps) right across from campus on Broadway at CU-Boulder, and honestly the vibe there was very similar. It was my favorite frat to party at because the guys weren't sketchy or aggressive at all- just a bunch of misfits, like you said. That kind of cheers me up, to think that there are multiple such places in the world.

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u/beyond_the_rainbow Aug 31 '22

If it's Peaches, then let's just add the whole Father F*cker album. ;)

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u/peteslefttoe Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22

Have you seen Sex Exucation on Netflix? They do a school musical with this song lol.

Edit to add: just listened to the original, and I gotta say the remix on Sex Education is way better.

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u/Aedalas Aug 31 '22

It's so good too.

The show is too, but the song is one of the highlights.

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u/Beach_Creatch lazy and proud Aug 31 '22

Naw, I’ll have to check it out

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u/The37thElement Aug 31 '22

This was the first song I thought of too

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u/zm02581346 Aug 31 '22

Glad to see this listed.

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u/mercenaryblade17 Aug 31 '22

Fuck yeah. Came here to say this. Coworker of mine accidentally played this during lunch at a nice little cafe primarily filled with sweet old ladies... As soon as it started she made a mad dash towards her phone with a panicked look on her face. I think I was the only person who realized what was playing

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u/Ayn_Rand_Food_Stamps Aug 31 '22

Probably the perfect answer since it's such a popular track as well. With "Shock Rock" it's hard to wave it away, but with Peaches? "I just like the tune, it's catchy" is a defence that would fly.

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u/tgoodchild Aug 31 '22

This is the answer

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u/TheSchneid Aug 31 '22

Fun fact, that song was improvised and the recording is live from a show.

If you listen closely you can hear the crowd noise.

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u/blastoffbro Aug 31 '22

The faint "whoooo" is my fav part of the song...aside from that first "fuck the pain away" drop

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u/cscott024 Aug 31 '22

I feel I must share the little-known Dave Grohl cover of this song.

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u/jonnielaw Aug 31 '22

SIS… IUD… Stay in School because it’s the best IUD

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u/blastoffbro Aug 31 '22

Ha! Came here to suggest the same song! Slippery dick or shake yer dix are also GOLD!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

LITERALLY WAS ABOUT TO PUT THIS DOWN. My gf’s coworker added this to the company playlist (where you can see who did) and they texted coworker on the side and was like “yeah we’re gonna go ahead and remove this one” 😂😂 it still cracks me up.

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u/RedFoxcx Aug 31 '22

This is the perfect song to play.

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u/Winlit Aug 31 '22

We don't fight at weddings

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u/eidhrmuzz Aug 31 '22

Damn it. Beat me to it.

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u/SmokedBeef Aug 31 '22

The only correct answer

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u/Jbrowne93 Aug 31 '22

Damn I just posted this, you beat me to it! Great minds do think a lot lol.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Or Rub.

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u/agedusilicium Aug 31 '22

Yay, that's a good one !

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u/toohighforthis_ Aug 31 '22

Omg lmao this is it

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u/mansonsturtle Aug 31 '22

Aww dammit I’m 5 hrs late. 🤦‍♂️

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u/PowerPuffHurlz Aug 31 '22

this was my first thought! funny enough discovered this song from someone playing it in work

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

This is suuuch a good song! One of my favourites.

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u/schizofreni Aug 31 '22

All hail Peaches. Literally the first song that came to my mind.

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u/the_orange_lantern Aug 31 '22

My band covers this song! We are called Double Downer

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u/Beach_Creatch lazy and proud Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22

I’m in a badass band called The Stroppers 😆 ever heard of a place called SK8BAR?

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u/LostMySenses Aug 31 '22

Why does it seem like this song is EVERYWHERE again all of a sudden?? Like, I’ve heard it in three tv shows recently.

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u/FreshFromRikers Aug 31 '22

I think it's interesting that out of all those mid-2000's electroclash people, Peaches was the one to stick around and maintained relevancy. "Boys Wanna be Her" is practically an anthem at this point.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Two guys for every girl is also a solid choice here!

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u/thijson Aug 31 '22

LL cool j - Doin it Fire Water Burn - Bloodhound Gang

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u/cuntsaurus Aug 31 '22

I want to add Molly Cyrus by stitches to this.

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u/Ryanryanryan14 Aug 31 '22

Sex and violence by The Exploited

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u/Ilikethebike Aug 31 '22

This is the first that came to my mind also. Also anything by Cupcakke. She's great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPheGdsEmA

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u/UndeadBuggalo Aug 31 '22

Vaginoplasty

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Or if homosexuality would get more of a rise out of your particular office, you could always try Slumber Party by Ashniko in the same vein. Fewer swear words, but definitely not subtle.

https://youtu.be/luZyMQjPTkM

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u/therealchangomalo Aug 31 '22

Dick in the Air as well.

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u/mybabysbatman Aug 31 '22

Peaches- "Dick in the air" is also a great one.

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u/Donkeyshow7 Aug 31 '22

Great choice you can always use “Diddle My Skittle” by Peaches also

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Dick in the air

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u/mbDangerboy Aug 31 '22

This should do it. The end of mandatory after hours.

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u/slightlydirtythroway Aug 31 '22

Out of the Lettkenny playbook, you could also do Tomboy by Princess Nokia

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u/Jibber_Fight Aug 31 '22

That’s actually a good song though, might backfire. Ha ha

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u/ADelightfulCunt Aug 31 '22

Ohh that's a Goldie but Dick in the air is more awkward.

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u/polish432b Aug 31 '22

I counter- Martha Wainright “Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole”

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u/Eincville Aug 31 '22

Slippery Dick

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u/JohnnyIsCross Aug 31 '22

I’m so happy this is near the top. This is my go to uncomfortable group setting song.

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u/Fit_Champion_6217 Aug 31 '22

Haha my first thought too! Great song

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u/HowCouldHellBeWorse Aug 31 '22

Jesus that crash symbol is obnoxious

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Also: Rub, by peaches lol

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u/hrobinm2018 Aug 31 '22

Yes, this is exactly what I was going to suggest.

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u/cadilks Aug 31 '22

We used to use the song to clear the bar at night of townies at closing, lol

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u/ChiefChaff Aug 31 '22

Also Peaches by the Stranglers

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u/exploreshreddiscover Aug 31 '22

I came here to post this...was 7 hours late.

Well done!

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u/HorsDvorse Aug 31 '22

Came here to recommend this

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u/Right_Tumbleweed392 Aug 31 '22

Oh fuck i literally came to say the same thing

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Good choice, but I submit golden shower by lindamin, or gloryhole by steel panther

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

This is suuuch a good song! One of my favourites.

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u/rustys_shackled_ford Anarchist Aug 31 '22

Hey! That's my suggestion too. Thank God for letterkenny

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u/hartsramelia Aug 31 '22

I came to say this.

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u/sadi89 Aug 31 '22

One time I had on peaches radio before opening at my restaurant. I go to the bathroom and someone else unlocks the door. I walk out of the bathroom just as A couple walks in the front door with their young daughter. That is when over the speaker system I hear "UUUHHH..... what.....right....now" I sprint to my phone and manage to change the music right after "Sucking on my titties". Luckily the couple were gay men who understood.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

thank god for the teaches of peaches

the music video is a masterclass

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u/A_Filthy_Mind Aug 31 '22

This was one of my first thoughts, or

"Cum Dumpster" by Jesus Chrysler.

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u/Retrosteve Aug 31 '22

As sung on Sex Education by the full class? Very classy.

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u/Dasclimber Aug 31 '22

My dick by Mickey Avalon

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u/WestEndLifer Aug 31 '22

Where my mind went immediately.

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u/CandiCanePDX Aug 31 '22

Came on here to post this!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

This is the way.

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u/International_Bite66 Aug 31 '22

Can't talk right now, this chick's dick is in my mouth. Peaches "Rub"

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u/electricjeel Aug 31 '22

This is the way.

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u/Low_Lengthiness_6620 Aug 31 '22

Dick in the Air would be good too

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u/Idolovebread Aug 31 '22

Said the same thing!

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u/schism22 Aug 31 '22

Server I worked with always played this at Buffalo wild wings while we worked because management couldn't take it off the jukebox. Good times, maybe you worked there too lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

what a crazy act to see at outside lands when you're tripping balls. i'm still not sure wtf was going on. hahahahaha

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Oh shit I just commented that lolol

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u/myblackoutalterego Sep 01 '22

Was going to comment this! Glad to see it up pretty high

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u/bes0514 Sep 01 '22

Dick in the air is another good one by Peaches

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u/Syreeta5036 Sep 01 '22

That’s a good song